Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Concord, Canada
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML
CallmeTokey
Support
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Knackered
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Seline
Creeped out
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Anonymous
Medina, United States
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
wookieewhosshe
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)
oh_dee 0
OUCH.
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oh_dee 0
OUCH.
Ezekeyle 0
AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T HAVE A BONER!!!
laurenthurlow 0
I did that when I was nine years old and dislocated my knee cap. I was in a cabin three hours from the nearest hospital. FML right?
todo350 0
wait. you have a bed on tile floors? do you sleep in the bathroom? (im commenting from aus so sorry if tile bedrooms are normal there?)
w12345 2
ya tile beedroom? and u would have broken so many bones...
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Ouch!! Time for a trip to the hospital!!Good Luck
jessxoxo28 5
lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)
GrapeFine 0
You should have known not to roll out under those circumstances.
spiderman0606 0
Yeah, because the moment you wake up you're in total control of your own state. It's like the same thing as being drunk.
onceuponablack 0
hahah for real! although maybe not completely drunk, but definitely like being tipsy. i'm usually physically retarded for about a good 5-10 min after i wake up. OP- i'm sorry to hear about your pain. hope you're alright, but i enjoyed a giggle from this. :)
ravensfan5 0
umm...ow?
MissGreenT 0
oooh that had to hurt obviously...hmmm although I never heard of a bedroom being on a tiled floor
pegasus77 0
mine is tiled
evangldbrg 0
Also most college dorm rooms (unless really nice ones) have tiled floor, as well as bunk beds, so I'm guessing the OP is in a college dorm.
MzMegs 20
My old bedroom had a tiled floor.
stone_light 0
even with a cushy carpet it would still hurt like hell. there has to be a solid floor under it
immastarr 0
i put ydi haha sounds like something thad i wud do
OMGoriginality 0
2 thumps up
sarbear995 0
thats bull
Mx_Rider 6
actually ive done this before but fortunatly it was carpet fml too :(
Hateful 0
Ouch! I can imagine that. :(
Sunset96 0
Haha, nice. Did it hurt? :3
Ted10003 3
NOOOOOO *sarcasticly*