Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML
Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML
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Top comments
rocketeer_97 1
72- im pretty sure we already established that.
liquidfireKAN 0
I'd die without Internet for 8 months.. that's means no FML!
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Comments (113)
elmogoezRAWR 0
Sucks for you!
JetLifeNextLife 0
that is true
persianjr1 7
hi tanin!!
liquidfireKAN 0
I'd die without Internet for 8 months.. that's means no FML!
xxwafflez 0
where do you live?
beastly_dubstep6 0
it's a going away present :)
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
#17 u look like Katy Perry
fatgirllovesfml 0
she probably lives in Pakistan
madmansoup 3
31 you look like saint Pete saint 's baseball team...
littlemissFYL 5
gosh, don't be so selfish! now the person after you shall have Internet and cable! sharing is caring, bitch.
aquariusangel420 0
31 THAT IS KATY PERRY'S PIC DUMBASS
RaineLee 5
They're probably tricking you so you might stay a little longer? :p
NoWaitNotNow 0
Well, if it didn't suck for OP, there's a pretty good chance it WOULDN'T be on FML. Except for the douche bag ones that get railed. But nonetheless, you're quite right. Especially since OP ultimately has to pack and unpack boxes. Moving sucks.
cloudia32 6
That's a picture of Katy Perry, not her. Dumbass...
rocketeer_97 1
72- im pretty sure we already established that.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
uh. they do have cable as well as internet in Pakistan. mhmmmkaybye.
DoubleDose 0
inform your landlord that your going to be stealing his wifi and stealing his cable for the next 8 years.
C6Racer 0
Doesn't look like Katy Perry to me
adrianblackett 0
no. 45 ... ahh WTF ... get help... go to church ..., if u still dat big.... well use ur imagination X.X
isaidexcuseme 0
#85, how does katy perry NOT look like katy perry
RaineLee 5
85 - It IS Katy Perry. Stop making people repeat.
fightin4fun 0
that sucks! lol
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, this definitely calls for a contract renewal....
boygeorgebaby 0
that sucks! hopefully you are getting a place that is even better that has both of those things! fyl, though, op.
brynnisawesome 0
what does op mean???
Gwen4var 31
Op = Original Poster In this case it's the guy who wrote the FML... Why do people who ask this get down voted? It's an honest question, I had to google it
Pizzamaster 0
lol omg. what a dickwad
comepoopwithme 0
maybe OP's a slave...
noname246 0
ouch maybe they did it on purpose....
Lucidium 0
yeah that's smart lose sales
Ronan_k 0
Really, the land lords reason of getting it was so OP would stay ^ your the idiot.
j_cat187 20
haa ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!
versace_chick 0
Your comment : unfortunate but funny
denaysanders 0
that sucks for u
samadams42 0
indeed it does
persianjr1 7
how does it make him a dickwad?!?!?! its not like he did it on purpose!! to #6, i was able to edit my comment but its intent was to be a reply to # 6
dubst5p 5
You are stupid, not for any particular reason, except for the fact that you are defending yourself to random people on fml. So therefore you are dumb
OMG_N3RD 0
Samething i was thinking its not the landlords fault!!
MissBunny25 0
hey , 23, stfu
weird_little_kid 0
#70 gtf no reason to say that
samadams42 0
#78 dont mess with missbunny or I'll contact the cyber police ( Jessie slaughter joke)
SnailJamsss 6
Wow that really sucks. looks like you don't need it now.
Death_From_Above 0
that's kinda the point the OP was making...
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
ur pretty(:
Provi90 0
Unacceptable! I'd be pissed!
noname246 0
chill 74 don't go writing essays about it
daybowbow 0
I'm guessing that since it was an FML at all, it in fact WAS in the lease. But, congrats on calling the cable company, we're all pretty impressed.