Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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Malkria 1
I would forever live in the shower...
Duladian 19
Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain
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Comments (90)
disco2466 8
hey at least you didn't die like some people do
FMLKitten 15
Nice curtain OP ;D
loloalltheway 23
This is like a scene from a typical American high school movie.
fireysaje 10
Or college. Toga, toga, toga, toga! I'll go now...
Thelnternet 7
^ good
Thelnternet 7
wow. comment misfired. i am sorry everyone
BippityBopPop 0
Hehe, Op has some fashion sense. (;
gc327072 31
....hey! You lookin kinda cute (ey!) in that plastic shower curtain guuuurl.
ShyAnn29 15
This may be the new fashion statement!
christyxbee 15
This has happened to me in my freshman year of college. Only not only did my floor mates do that, they also hung my underwear and bra outside the community shower/bathroom window. It wasn't for fun either. Had a tough time that year due to bullying - youd think that would be practically nonexistent by the time you're in your 20's (especially at a private religious college like mine) but boy can you be surprised.
Duladian 19
Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain
ClassyCommando 13
Or a completely see-through one.
xiaodoggiie 5
At least there was a curtain :/
gc327072 31
What's the purpose of a shower curtain if it's see through?
happylawyer 16
To hold the water from getting outside the shower, but letting the light in. :-) Even the completely see-thru ones could cover the view when folded. It could have covered her.
gc327072 31
69- what I'm trying to say is, in a house/apt there's usually a outer decorative curtain, and an inner rubber/plastic one. In public facilities, there's usually just the inner, but it's usually not see-through for obvious privacy reasons.
Malkria 1
I would forever live in the shower...
onlychildFTW 34
Who steals towels and robes??? Was it a nearby hotel? Haha.
gc327072 31
12- men.
gc327072 31
Meant to say women. Not sure why it aotocorrected to men. Sexist phone.
gc327072 31
Autocorrected women to men? Dafuq? Sexist iPhone....
BlueberryCrayon5 4
I know I would wait there until someone came or until like 3 in the morning
btstig 11
Now it's a party!
BeforeItWasCool 12
Your idea of a party is running round the building dressed in a shower curtain? Charlie Sheen has nothing on you.
btstig 11
But your mom had her lips on me last night, bitch.
Thelnternet 7
dammit now the floor's all wet
Qandol 26
Your comment goes with your profile picture
fireysaje 10
Impossibru!
KittahMonster 20
Mrpureownage?
ramakanthsj 3
And you live in Antarctica that you could Not have asked anyone to help?
damnu 3
Sure, the key was in the robe so of course cellphones was under the pillow. She must have been alone in the dorm, or everybody was implied into the joke...
mrnuleef 7
I'm sure her practical jokers would have been delighted to help her from the plight that they put her in.
Sandsh8rk 36
I'm sure the guys got a show ;) Next time, put your clothes somewhere safer. Or just shower fully clothed.
Krirn 21
Yea, wash your clothes while you wash your hair, saves time and water.
kyat288 9
What an asshole! You find that **** and do the same!
PinkieKeen 20
You'll be forever known as Curtain Girl.
xgirlofglassx 4
People call me Curtain Girl because I work the curtain for plays at school, so it took me a while to understand your comment :p