Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
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Lozza111 0
haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining
ZleveL 0
my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D: anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)
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Comments (338)
Lozza111 0
haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining
rsxtine 0
agreed.. or if it bothers u so much, do something about it! Trim that jungle back!! :P
sexybitch92 0
eww op shave.
ladiesman14 0
why do you smell like pumba the wart hog down there ? douching will not even help that.
te_amo_ily 0
SHAVE
immazombeastxD 0
I'll shave it foorr uuuuu and I u and I
StoryOfTheYear 15
He's just jealous that you have osama bin laden in your pants and he doesn't
krissytina 6
Shave....problem solved but if it's that bad where your boyfriend calls it a jungle then it might need to be waxed
suppressed08 2
the OPs name made me laugh:)
ajporrasm 0
maybe he did that to embarrass you for a reason? ydi
doorfloor 0
that's nasty, hairy vag's are gross
ellielovesyuh 0
shaving won't kill you op. :P
MrMaD_fml 2
would you have preferred "..it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.."
Jizwold 0
I agree u need to shaveee
DirtyTaco 0
or would you have liked "run through the jungle" .
andruha1123 5
why are people so disgusted by natural things like hair?
Notjustanother1 0
I hope he finds a treasure and not an anaconda
danb1986 0
trim or shave op, gotta keep it well maintained.
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
No one likes eating at the Rainforest Cafe
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
weeeeeeee a de da bumbawey
godofcyanide 8
Mary, Mary, quite contrary Trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy! OH!!!! Brought to you by the Diceman. :D
Shookitup 0
haha "hey look a monkey"
tchaikovsky93 0
How do you wear your makeup like that? I love it.
hottttcheeto 0
i am in LOVE with ur avi
fistnazal 10
Broken glass everywhere People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care I can't take the smell, I can't take the noise no more Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice Rats in the front room, roaches in the back Junkies in the alley with the baseball bat I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far Cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car
dobiesFTW 1
"welcome to the jungle!"
lilmissy1290 0
and he probably came up coughing up a hairball.. thats gross op.. ydi.. learn to shave
HippyChildDaisy 0
"My girl is so hairy, I need to bring my machate to find my way out!"
Themistocles_fml 0
Op is from Africa. WAWAWIWA !!!
yasmeenjonasx3 0
LOL, hes funny. instead of complaining about it on FML, go shave your cooch.
rnath23 4
it's like a jungle sometimes it makes you wonder how you keep from going under.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
lol just laugh n go shave no big deal
christa953 12
88- awesome
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
haha op calm down he is just trying to hav some fun.
Martianrobot67 0
#96 is hot. #100 nice Granddmaster Flash word play OP- "if theres the slightest hair, my tongue aint goin down there"
lonesomeXheartbr 0
dear 88, thank you for making my day. sincerely, me
mfmylifesrsly 30
54 wins 82 - no ones wants pubes in their mouth when giving oral. I mean at least trim it...people trim and cut their head hair, they should do the same for down there. a little bit of fire down there is hot tho if you're a redhead....just saying
JeffGoesRawrr 0
Lmfao 35 Thats From Harold & Kumar. xD
mfmylifesrsly 30
134 what the **** is up with your pic puckering your lips like that??
jameses19 0
then don't go in
crissyspic 0
OMG!!!!!!!!! thts hilarious!!!!!! dude I died of laughter!!!!!! holy shit that's hilarious!:) shave dumbfuck !!!!
WTF_WantToFly 0
Buahahahaa this one made me laugh so hard
elizzcbs13 0
hahaha agreed! I think it's time for a shave, or at least a trim!
twinny_sc 13
I literally lol'd...& if my boyfriend did that I would have done the same. Way to solve that problem is to get some wax OP!
666Alyssa 3
Shave and you wouldn't have this problem.
luvdanceqt 0
hahah yes
Latin_King13 1
te_amo_ily eres una hermosura
cartesianlogic 0
fyl for your boyfriend being inconsiderate, but you should think about at least trimming. He should have brought it up after the sex though if it was bothering him instead of embarrassing you when he's supposed to be pleasing you. personally I've got nothing against a little fur, although I prefer trimmed or shaved I'm not going to get bent out of shape over a full bush.
MeAlec 1
shave or wax that bush jungle lady
Toxxic_Blackout 0
agreed 173. get rid of that nasty jungle bush, your bf needs to be able to see your loose bacon strips clearly.
marymarymaryyy 0
well, if he's right? haha. never heard of razors? :D
heyitsbrii 0
mhm shaving is always nice(:
randomlettrrs 8
hey 66 whats up?
rockstatic 0
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
88 made me lol.
Rhythm_Man 0
both your name and that comment are amazing.
theFMLwhore5 0
That is so nasty.. I cant even guess what the smell is like.. D:
xoxnoeliaxox 0
hahaha!! omg that made me laugh so hard!!
owneditup 0
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Dollfacekillar 0
You're way cute.
tookietookie123 5
We reccomend burning it all down! jk lol
tookietookie123 5
Just remember to tie a string around you and tie it to the side of the bed so you can pull yourself out!
QuPii 0
ewww shave that shit off.
epr 0
Hahaha.
epr 0
Nasty.
Outsider_77 0
the lion is lost in the jungle
jearojas 4
haha I think that's hilarious. but like everyone said, if you have a problem with it just shave.
Epic_Phale615 0
Owned?
DieSynn 0
lolz
TripleJumpMan 0
it's called waxing... that's nasty
CitizenSnipz 0
There's a lion in there?! You need to clean yourself up!
comedychick 1
omg aha that's soo jokes
Jayisbeastlyy 0
That made my day!
sexycourtcourt 0
******* hilarious!!!
spaerro 8
what a keeper.
ManiacGoblin46 12
Or Welcome to the Jungle
otr13467 0
maybe it was an unfortunate coincidence and the song was just stuck in his head
BrownSugar_fml 5
I knew a man who went into the bush and never came back ;(
sjisje 0
hahaha
time4coffee 3
would you have prefered the Bitch is Back?
Supersonic54 18
lol don't complain if he did a good job, but if he didn't....I'll give it a try =P just kidding lol
rileykins 0
you're boyfriends an explorer. it's not everyday man encounters and conquers a jungle.
misfit471 0
17 is gorgeous. :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Honey! get out the lawn mower, the grass has gotten a little tall
rileykins 0
thanks. :D
Angelita_tita 0
lmao 38xD
ravealltheway 0
hahaha that's some funny ass shit, not really an fml tho. but shave that jungle away into a nice flatland
xFalzz 0
YDI for not shaving.
SupermanXL 3
agreed
holysmokes420 0
OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!
cheergirly16 0
I see a lot Jbs on heree!! lol
allylolll 0
he doesn't look like Justin ******.. so I don't know what you are all smoking.
xFalzz 0
Fuuuu D:<
emmmmmma_fml 0
hahahahhahahaha nice onnne :)
holysmokes420 0
seriously though. lose the jb haircut,,
Jizwold 0
anyone that looks like Justin bieber and is upset deserves it for having their hair like that
Freeze_fml 17
Looking like JB is a whole FML itself.
holysmokes420 0
win. ^
sparklestar69 1
yeah 78. is that why u have a picture of JB as your main picture?
heyitsbrii 0
That's exactly what i thought xD
heyitsbrii 0
That's exactly what i thought xD
clumsytb 0
that's what I was thinking.
trinityfagan 5
Amen.
boredinnapoleon 0
YDI hint hint
ZleveL 0
my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D: anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)
Lozza111 0
haha, that's so funny, congrats on being awesome
Lozza111 0
aw, the comment I commented on dissapeared, now I look like an idiot replying to nothing in particular, either that or it's just my iPod not showing it, in which case I now look stupid for commenting on the irrelevence of my comments
Lozza111 0
woops, it's back *idiot*
DaSexyBeast 0
well there is a beautiful invention called clippers maybe you should get to know the Simbs
jordankid93 0
haha I gotta do that next time
scuba113 2
that's freaken funny
Wigle 0
the lion sleeeps tonight xD