Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML
Today, I spent minutes trying to open my apartment door before realizing I was one floor above my own. My terrified neighbor watched me struggle with my keys through their peephole the entire time, until he yelled "I'M CALLING 911!" and I realized where I was. FML
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Yeyo_23 0
not an fml he could have saved ur life dummy......^^^^^^ creepy name dude
DreMaMa 0
The guy basically saved your life. TY PEEPING TOM! I wish I had one.
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the_sodomizer 0
teehee
The_Pleb 0
Whatever noone cares what either of you think, I would see this as a mass win 1. You have an admirer 2. you get a guy in uniform 3. youve just had your life saved but whatever O and i claim seconed place
W76 0
You can only claim 2nd if you are 2nd
seanreddog 4
Umm... Maybe he heard you scream and when you didn't answer he called the cops. Not everyone stands behind your bathroom window with their díck out, that spot's reserved for me.
CallMeHush 1
And I for one would like you to stand a bit more to the right, you are blocking my telescope!
jessxoxo28 5
well hey, ur peeping tom got u some help.... still creepy though... maybe curtains in ur bathroom and shower will help?
inket_fml 0
@OP: You should find out who he is and thank him... FYL anyway.
kaytee05 0
haha at least he was lookin out for u ;)
americuzz 8
at least u ain't ugly... unless the guy is a chubby chaser then fyl.
Yeyo_23 0
not an fml he could have saved ur life dummy......^^^^^^ creepy name dude
cookiesncream123 11
that is just CREEPY. FYL.
DreMaMa 0
The guy basically saved your life. TY PEEPING TOM! I wish I had one.
wh4t3v3R 0
Yeah, despite not appreciating what the guy did for you, you are also not appreciating that the guy did not check on you himself, that would be an FML, but trying to save you, not so much.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Are you morons??? NO ONE dies from passing out. The simple proof of it is that she freaking woke up by herself and went to get the door, didn't she?? If she'd hit her head bad and was bleeding everywhere and needing help, it would be something else, but clearly she just fell, passed out, then woke up naturally when there was noise. You people are morons. For all we know, the creepo could be planning to rape her or something, and you are defending him just for calling... SO WHAT, he called?
st0815 9
Well he called the cops, so indication is that he's essentially harmless albeit creepy. It's still a FML for a woman to have a peeping Tom, it's a severe violation of privacy.
scorpioserpent 1
Well how was he to know she didn't split her head open falling down? I'd be concerned if someone passed out. But it is still weird to know how they knew she passed out...
curryisforGs 2
26- Who said he knew that? What if he just saw her drop in the shower?
DoingItWrong 0
What would be even creepier is if your anonymous stalker unlocked the door for the cop when he arrived.
namhowell 6
Though it sucks that you're having a peeping Tom, I don't get why you have to write a FML about it after being saved because of the fact you're having a peeping Tom. If it would have been me, I would just be thankful I wad helped in time.
Coccinelle_fml 15
That sounds so cute! =)
johnbob_fml 0
When I read "Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging..." I didn't think she was say door. lol
boatkicker 5
Pretty sure he didn't save her life. If she was able to be woken up by someone banging on the door, she wasn't THAT bad off. Yeah, it sucked that she hurt her head, but it wasn't a life threatening situation. She would have come around on her own probably not long after, and been SIGNIFICANTLY less creeped out. OP, FYL.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
100% true, and you appear to be the only person with a brain among all the comments to this FML so far. I'm appalled by the amount of morons going all "awww, how sweet, the guy that was probably planning to rape you called for help..." when she was obviously in no danger of anything (the simple proof of it is her having woken up naturally from the sound of the door). URGH.
vegaj200 2
So very true. I would rather have a massive headache than a massive headache and the knowledge of a peeping tom watching me.
razz122 5
at least the peeper didnt come in and rape you
Moemoemoe_fml 0
YET. Keyword, yet.... For all we know, he might have called because he didn't get to finish planning his break-in yet and didn't want his potential rape victim to die on her own. OP should be the one calling the cops now, or moving.