Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, halfway through a blowjob, my girlfriend bit my penis because she suddenly decided that she was still annoyed at me for an argument we had last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It's that small?
kimmi41509 10
Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.
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Comments (143)
Metallica36176 16
Why is it always the BEST *******/handjob/sex ever when this mental shit happens? Im pretty sure you shouldn't be thinking of depressing shit when you're supposed to be "bonding" and "enjoying the moment"...I'm sorry, that sucks.
zandalee 20
Sweetie are you 12?
Metallica36176 16
No
Metallica36176 16
22. My SHOULD say that but doesn't.
Metallica36176 16
92- Where in the **** did you get that? He was just stating that a girl started sobbing while giving him head. How the **** would you feel if someone started snotting all over you while doing something that's supposed to be special? Now I see where these ******* people get the YDI vote..they read too much into it. I mean yeah youre comment is welcome but wtf??
lostfaithinpppl 19
Reply button. It likes to be touched. #94, your comment just shows your immaturity. While it's unpleasant when something you are enjoying is interrupted, there's such thing as priorities in life. Surely, someone's emotional break down trumps your need/desire to ******, especially if that person is someone you care about. Inability to put others before yourself is usually a sign of immaturity. If what you said is really how you see the world then I don't think you are ready for a grown up relationship yet. And read #91's comment. She/he pretty much said all there's to say about this FML.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That sux. No pun intended.
marramrammar 2
Just means you should request BJ's when she is down. Then you know she will be at her best, just make sure she is not too down to avoid the weeping.
D4saken1 0
did you finish?
rebelliousshroom 12
At first I thought "Oh, that's horrible, you must have felt extremely bad for not noticing that she was on the verge of emotional breakdown while she was doing you this amazing favor! FYL, I hope you managed to make her feel better". Then I noticed your nickname, "blueballs". How naive of me. Of course, there would be a couple of seconds where the sexual frustration would be overwhelming, but I would think that empathy would have made you forget that before you got so far as to write this FML. F her life, not yours.
GrizzlierAdams 4
Tears are the best lubrication.
erikshiz 5
77 isnt that what OP did?
athlete1990 4
Emotional scarring is inevitable.
DevilBoi69x 0
If she weeps after giving you a *******, she might be lesbian