Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, halfway through a blowjob, my girlfriend bit my penis because she suddenly decided that she was still annoyed at me for an argument we had last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It's that small?
kimmi41509 10
Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.
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Comments (143)
DomAce 4
Comfort her with your penis
escobar07 10
She's sad because your small Dick??? Ahahahahaha
LaSpiph 1
She has probably been forced to do it before and you are an ass hole for not being more sensitive. How much did you pressure her before she agreed to do it? If you think that it's normal to care more about your own physical pleasure than your partners emotional well being, then you are an idiot and she should dump you because you obviously don't love her.
kayvan 8
Did you finish anyway?
sailorguy 2
Awwww, someone got his first *******! Congratulations.
krazykat117 4
and you didnt have the decency to ask her whats wrong, or how you could comfort her? did you even comfort her at least? thats SICK. stop caring about a *******, and start caring about your girlfriend. YDI and FHL for having an insensitive ass for a boyfriend
lotusfire 0
Mine vomited peanut butter n jelly all over mine
brooks10101 1
She sob no daddy no?????
Major_Whupass 3
Sounds like you really made her 'wet'!
sorrytotellyou 1
I hope you read this. Have some bad news for you. Years ago, my girlfriend came home and hurriedly wanted sex. She wanted to give me a *******, which she rarely does... and then told me she wanted to swallow too, which she had never done before! During swallow, she started crying and said "I don't deserve you, you're too good for me, etc etc etc.." Alarm bells rang. I stopped her, cuddled her, and asked what was wrong ... she had just cheated on me and was feeling guilty. That's what all that was about. As soon as I read your story, I got a feeling of Deja Vu.. I'm 90% sure your GF cheated on you too. Could be wrong, but you need to have a heart to heart with her pronto. Good luck.