Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, halfway through a blowjob, my girlfriend bit my penis because she suddenly decided that she was still annoyed at me for an argument we had last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
It's that small?
kimmi41509 10
Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.
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Comments (143)
klx125cross 9
Wait..... That means it's really small..
TurquoiseJesus 15
I prefer the tears of baby seals as lubrication, but I suppose whatever floats your boat.
Austyn57 1
moodkiller
Token780 3
Slow Blow?
fylnotmine89 1
I beat she is cheating... Js
supportcommand 17
Another example of why crazy chicks are good in bed.
brandonjd25 3
Daddy issues?
KiddNYC1O 22
She's aware she's getting an Oscar for that performance!
SApprentice 34
When you grow up, you'll realize there's more important things in this world than sex. That when the two of you are working through deep emotional and health issues, you have to let go of sex for a period of time. If you love her then that love should be enough to make you want to comfort her, ask her what's wrong- not make it all about yourself and your penis. You don't get on and spread it all over the internet, boo hooing about how much your life sucks. You have a woman who apparently loves you, and you've mocked her pain. She could have been crying for any number of reasons. Was she sad to begin with, and you just bullied her into it? After all, a yes is a yes, even if it's preceded by dozens of nos, right? There's a very good possibility of past trauma that just randomly sprang up. I honestly don't know a single woman that hasn't been violated at some point. You deserved it.
zandalee 20
Well said!
donut_gurl 8
you are more concerned about your ******* being inturrpted than why she is crying? wow. YDI and also FherL for being with an insensitive jerk like you.