Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
OP, you couldn't have quietly, slyly set up a coffee date for later and "accidentally" run into him there?
RichardPencil 32
Dummy! **** the policy! Hey, if you get fired, unemployment is pretty generous these days.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Dummy! **** the policy! Hey, if you get fired, unemployment is pretty generous these days.
jbuckets_404 39
Um, trying to get (re-)hired in your field esp. nowadays in this current "climate" of COVID-19 ain't easy.... :-(
Ainarr 29
where in the world are people hearing that unemployment is generous in the state of this world.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, you couldn't have quietly, slyly set up a coffee date for later and "accidentally" run into him there?
sickerthanyou 13
Pfff. I took tips and even change numbers and dates co workers even thou all those are “against the rules”. You need to do the YOLO
wrenavery90 12
Are you kidding me?