Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, halfway through a blowjob, my girlfriend bit my penis because she suddenly decided that she was still annoyed at me for an argument we had last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
It's that small?
kimmi41509 10
Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.
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Comments (143)
Airman1988 9
Pretend they are tears of joy
DarkHelmet 10
Think of it as your girlfriend applying extra lube to make it more enjoyable
HeyArnold91 8
Maybe she has to think of sad things to get into the oral
JAB2010 1
I was going to ask if she finished the job, then I took note of OP's name at the top. Better su..er, luck next time!
Alseas 1
Awesome
wvcheesehead 13
Maybe she was reminded of a loved one who was injured in an unfortunate smelting accident. It made her sad.
misterjez 15
FINISH HER!
missababgaga 19
Oooo sexy
AgaveLoco 5
The best ******* for you, the worst for her
testestestes123 4
That's hot