Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
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Top comments
felton 0
Maybe he wished you were hotter
Peacemaker9 7
holy shit that funny lol
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felton 0
Maybe he wished you were hotter
its_callie_bitch 0
childish much? better watch out chick
misfitSuperStar 0
Maybe he wanted more time to play Sims! What a moron!! fyl for ever dating him
marinus_fml 20
It could have been a lot worse! he could have put you in the pool, and taken the ladder out =D
doorfloor 0
that's brutal
Chrisskiies 0
No marinus he coulda changes his fb status from "in a relationship to single". Then fml would have another fb story. -.-
mona_is_here 10
Maybe, you just don't belong in his kind of reality. Be glad, you got rid of that immature moron.
lindsaylikeomg 0
12 - lmfao i loved doing that if I was in the mood to be cruel :P but then I always felt guilty and didn't save so when I came back later they'd still be alive :)
SmylieVyrus 0
maybe you need to lose a few polygons so he can find u attractive again
InDenial 6
I once made a family on The Sims and made a two story house with nothing in it. Then I made them go upstairs and then I deleted the stairs and watches them slowly die. Good times.
BehindTheSun 2
Polygons? I'd say pixels, pretty sure computer animations aren't necessarily made of polygons.
SmylieVyrus 0
no foolin you, is there?
BehindTheSun 2
Uh, okay. Sure, guess not. There is absolutely no fooling me.
nicknesser 0
It's not that bad, he could have set you on fire...
SmylieVyrus 0
maybe you're right. my joke wouldve been tremendously funnier had I said pixels instead of polygons.
SmylieVyrus 0
or perhaps if I had said 'sprites' instead of either words, I may have made even IrishJaneDoe laugh.
ruby84 1
LOL 42 that's priceless! I'll try it
hackymeal 0
You got burned!
tweetbaby14 18
boohoo it's a game. you can always make another family. dur
BehindTheSun 2
Haha. I'm still not sure what he meant by sex box though...
roxxy_surf 0
how old are you? lol still I love the sims but I would never create a family with my bf on there :L
Jessi2487 0
how do u set your sims on fire???
GrammerNazi1000 8
Someone already posted this FML. Either OP is a thief, or the boyfriend is unimaginative.
atomicwedgie4u 0
hire a HitSim to take his out.
elizzcbs13 0
hahaha that made me laugh!!
pertained 12
12- That doesn't work in the sims 3, they can climb out without a ladder now..
pertained 12
I miss when your sim could get hit by a satellite while gazing at the sky...none of that in sims 3..
WTF_FML_FTW 0
THAT IS EPIC. they were probably like "AHHHH!! this place is on fire!!!!! OMG MY CHILD!!! where are you?!!? *childs already dead* "NOOOOO!!! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" *spark hits her shirt and goes on fire* "AHHHHHH!!!!! IT BUUUURRRNNNNS!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! while the ex bf is sitting outside happily listening to the screams of pain. o_O good thing it wasn't real life huh?
brianjman14 23
Why the baby? :O
Toiga 0
the relationship can't start over tho
WTF_FML_FTW 0
#95 because you touch yourself at night.
blackdog6969 0
that polygon joke was friggin hilarious
deafeningsilence 8
YDI for dating someone who plays the sims. :/
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
haha that guy is awesome
NATASHAGREEFF 3
true. a
QwertyMcNugget 0
Bahahahahah! That was a win!
joramge 0
says the wannabe bully.
fyourlife1990 0
Ima tie you to the bed and catch this house on fire
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
54: I'm not sure how to take that. O.o I laugh at lots of comments. If you're looking for someone who's a challenge to amuse, I think you should go for sallen. That guy/girl never cracks a smiley, let alone a Ha! or a LOL.
beastmcbeastly 0
WIN
Sungoon 0
44... 3d figures in computers are created with polygons. poly for short
milo2113 0
ewww move
salic77 11
12- win. epic win.
Millie_Y 0
and i once did the same thing too, haha
crashsapphire93 4
seriously that is so epic!!!!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I'm amazed how many people say he's immature.. while replying to the first post to get to the top.
steierr 7
thaaats cold? or in this case hot?
sayyestothedress 24
To #114, just because you play sims, doesn't mean your automatically weird or stupid! It's like saying if I eat a donut I'm automatically an obese person.
Peacemaker9 7
holy shit that funny lol
SacredHorses 0
agrees
deadlyassdaniel 0
good god! =O what a mad man!
felton 0
Likee firee hotterr. Haha. My jokes.
tserroforrest 0
awwhhhhh man ..... whens that game coming out on xbox or well i call it the sex box but meh we all use them differently.
BehindTheSun 2
The sex box? Ladies and gentlemen, I think this brings us to out next segment, Virgins and the Things They Put In Random Holes.
BehindTheSun 2
*Our, sorry about that. I'm not very fond of iPod keyboards.
nicknesser 0
6 definitely watches big time rush in his spare time.
BehindTheSun 2
Big time rush? What the hell is that?
TibbysMusic 1
Some dumb nick show :P Its like a boy band or some stupid shit
BehindTheSun 2
Hm. Thought it was like sone kind of new drug you kids are experimenting with. I thought they already had a boy band though, those naked brother guys. Am I out of date or something?
Blue_Coconuts 7
97, if you're out of date, so am I. I've never heard of any naked brothers band... or whatever they were talking about before.
BehindTheSun 2
Haha. I have three sisters and a female cousin that basically live at my house, so usually I'm up to date on this Nickelodeon stuff. I've never heard of Big Time Rush, but the Naked Brother Band is some mediocre band thingy that I thought was Nick's pride and joy (what the Jonas Brothers were to Disney). I don't know, I think I'm getting behind, haha.
sk8rchick97 0
big time rush isn't all that bad, but the naked brothers band was just plain out stupid
Mirorbo 27
That certainly is a little on the morbid side...
NorwayGirl87 3
If he is such a child, you are better of without him :)
theboldshadow 11
haha that's mature of him
sayyestothedress 24
Agreed, Lol
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
hum... virtual child?...
SettoFail 9
that's hilarious! the sims 3 is the best ******* game ever; btw
lickmyjock 0
sims 1 was better.
SettoFail 9
sims one was good but I don't see how it was better ?
lickmyjock 0
I can't even tell you how many times I nailed Oprah in Sims 1. bitch was a horndog.
TibbysMusic 1
Lmao! Yeah, Sims 1 is better
SettoFail 9
Oprah? haha wtf i think sims one was to simple.
Swiper43 0
best game agreed and your fuckinn beautiful :O