Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
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Top comments
mich_fml 7
That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??
L337Vic 7
You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?
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Comments (62)
mich_fml 7
That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??
thatweirdasian 22
Ouch! Hopefully you dumped her after you found out! You deserve better, OP!
koink_fml 12
That's ******
L337Vic 7
You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?
Tripartita 45
Thank god it's impossible to develop an allergy to to comments, or else the FML community would be suffering terribly. *sniffle* Oh, shit.
UserDoesNotExist 12
They put quotation marks around girlfriend putting emphasis on that word specifically, so yeah.
MenAreFromVegas 5
Dump that welfare queen wannabe
utrax 23
Take her to a place away from civilization and tell her to **** right off.
JadynHunter 19
She's not worth the extra gas money for one last ride though
vaxc 17
not with that attitide she isnt
ChrisHavok 5
redefining the term dumped.
Tripartita 45
And here you were thinking the reason you guys only had sex in the car was because of some automotive fetish.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Admit it, you're only with her for a "free ride" as well.
TryssFreja 4
Okay, so I'm just throwing this out here. It's entirely possible that I'm wrong, especially since I don't have the whole story. Is it possible that she saved your number as the car emoji because you're the only person she trusts to be dubbed "safe ride home"? If she drinks a lot, it may be an attempt to make it easier for friends to find her "safe ride".
PurpleMyth 28
You're thinking too far into this
J352SAURUS 30
Did you break your arm with that stretch?
Dale_shackleford 13
If her friends wanted her to have a side ride they would be responsible and have a designated driver, or at least they could stay sober enough to call a cab.
Mathalamus 25
this goes a little beyond reasonable limits of using people.