Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.
Kal3Y 12
Thailand problems
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Comments (130)
lexanianna 11
Similar thing happened to me a while ago. After sex with my boyfriend he wanted to cuddle and I just groaned and said "noooo sleeeep!". He claims he's still not sure if I'm a woman.
SaturnV 25
That was my first thought about this FML as well...that OP did something uncharacteristic for a male (perhaps outperformed the girlfriend's previous partners...?) and that's what prompted the comment.
SaturnV 25
Perhaps you should straight up ask her to clarify her comment? You won't know whether it was a misunderstanding, or if she's just mean spirited until she explains what would motive her to say such a bizarre thing at an inappropriate time.
guerillazinsuits 1
She's too young for you, bro...
dandancc 13
You eifher act like a girl in bed or you are so good it seems you know a woman's body better than her =]
capnbzarr 43
Maybe she likes it rough? She wanted to be ****** but you were making love?
Wizardo 34
"What ever happens in Bangkok, doesn't always stay in Bangkok"
MNBOY16 15
Is that because you were crying?
watchclock 11
Maybe she means you're sweeter than a typical male? I dunno.
jett0001 13
I'm assuming you stopped after that, if not you are more of a man than me. Lol.
Sugarita 7
Hahhahahaahha oh man that's friggin hilarious. No way dd she ask u that! I cant blv my eyes its so funny :'D