niii
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoctisMax
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Right to privacy
Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML
Anonymous
Murfreesboro, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Regressive
Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
K..
Australia
Put your foot down
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
ohdeargodthatswrong
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pull up
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Shelly
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh hey how are you?
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
Bucharest, Romania
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
ph2222
Toledo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Anonymous
Enid, United States
Bad sign
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
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PaperxHearts_xox 0
"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.
Tri_fml 5
Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(
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Tri_fml 5
Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(
dubiedue 8
I feel your sadness ): I got excited about mocking the sheer stupidity of this persons grammar too
Scotth901 22
That's why they still live with their parents.
spazzmckiwi 0
what threw me off what the singular 'house'. Same parents or some kind of multi-family commune living under the same roof?
PaperxHearts_xox 0
"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.
snode001 0
he lives with his. you live with yours. thus no decent place to get it on. i'm in the same spot. it sucks big time.
braddles90 3
what sucks? ;)
b4sk3tb4ll 0
Get a job get an apartment I hope #6 was right. Fyl
Jari 0
What. Do you want to rephrase that? Because I sure want you to rephrase that.
spectre1992 0
Wow, and I thought I was the only one that did his sister. lol
Halo3FanTylerMan 0
first of all, Shag??? are you austin Powers??? second of all... you are either brother and sister, or the guy and girl from the freecreditreport.com commercial (I married my dream girl, and now were living in the basement at her mom and dads) okay, not the exact lyrics, but close enough
lizamaphone 6
shag is european slang....
KAND88 0
its more sad that they are that old and still live with parents. time to grow up and enter the real world, guys. get a job and an apartment.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Shag? Yeah baby yeahh!! *Austin Powers voice"