Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I knew I was a small guy and finally about to get laid for the first time in years. Everything was going great, until she got my pants off. She stared at it, stared at me, stared back at it and said, "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen." Got dressed and left. Sadly this has happened many times. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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Top comments
graycee7 0
that is so horrible. Dump her.
rainesan 0
Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the ****** are in the first inch or so of the ****** (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas
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Comments (99)
graycee7 0
that is so horrible. Dump her.
trollskitroll 0
You got boned hard by the girl that you were boneing... that's cold bro. FYL
yuchen 3
^ lol
worldwidechopper 0
Hit her?
Emily9352 13
Sure, dump the girl you just had sex with just because she said your penis is small. People have no respect for anything important these days.
MrCatman1125 2
It's the way she said it. It was kind of a bitch move, and I think the majority will agree. If people have overweight girlfriends they don't say " Do you ever get made of for being fat?". Even if you think it, some people need to know when to shut there mouths.
UnitedInLaughter 5
How does one believe in something so idiotic. It's like calling a girl fat. It's wrong
holynemesis1208 3
i always wanted to say that to a guy i knew but that takes serious balls
hurshanandwala 0
hey how u doing
adamcole20 0
well u look like u have balls, serious.
fmlllqueenn 0
...balls that he clearly does not have
CanadAssassiN 0
Well, did you? no, jk...that wasnt very nice of her to say- good luck with your relationship in the future....
kmow32 0
danggg nice tat!
omgmike2345 0
that's a picture from google there pal
gkings18 1
89 I can see your ribs you twiggy alien bitch hahahaha
X_fml 0
What's up with small penises? What's the problem? I don't believe that you have an pickle sized penis, it's like she needed it a lot larger and bigger to feel it... What a bad, bad image! I couldn't never say anything like that, or any of the girls I know.
Gloritank 8
"I couldn't never" is a double negative. It should be I could never, or I couldn't.
rainesan 0
Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the ****** are in the first inch or so of the ****** (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas
itachi5464 0
i didn't need to know that
FMLrey 0
Says Ms.Fatty
SocialAmethyst 20
You don't have to insert your penis all the way. let's say I have a 7.5 inch penis, I only have to insert a few inches as to not hurt the woman. unless she really wanted it all. Plus it has bragging rights.
Tri_fml 5
Shoulda cum in her eye and left imo :P On a serious note: that's seriously harsh, definitely deserved some kind of retalliation :(
d00d_c0m3_0n 0
Well how old are you? You can always hope it just hasn't finished growing all the way, since the penis usually grows most rapidly during at the end of puberty, and since some guys don't even start puberty until they're about 15, you might not be full grown until you're about 19. Just tell her she needs to stick around a little longer and then things will get better. ;D Or maybe you just simply don't have a very big penis and you're girlfriend has too high expectations.
Amkii 0
I hope you dumped her stupid ass right then.
cyndee_2010 0
WELL D0 Y0U GET MADE FUN 0F??
bambooanime 2
Is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Infamous_Hawk 6
lol