Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.
Kal3Y 12
Thailand problems
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Comments (130)
DarthVader77 9
Every guy's dream to hear stuff like that :)
Amizee 12
Sorry sausage... it sucks to be you right now. Dump her I say lol
krock76 7
Thats a new one lol
bv2332 10
Sounds like you need a bigger penis
FacePalmFail 9
She's probably trying to say that you're very attentive in a way that girls tend to associate with other girls. It was a misguided compliment I think :-)
RedPillSucks 33
Why would he pound her like he pounds a man? Yes, I'm being intentionally obtuse
BrookieAnn 19
Ask her if she's sure she's a girl. All's fair in love and war I say.
Altrnate_Reality 14
you must have been moaning too much
jopo_fml 1
That was a compliment... Meaning you are hitting all the right spots that only a woman should know.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Your expression: You don't say...