Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.
Kal3Y 12
Thailand problems
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Comments (130)
Finest872 5
you must have a small one man
fitz_hill 4
Ohhh I think you know why.
hordriss 14
Was she taking your bra off as she said it?
badbitchesonly 2
Maybe that's her way of complimenting you? Like, "Wow, you sure know what makes a girl feel good... Are you sure you're a guy?" A very, very bad joke/compliment, but still.
mr_sarcastic416 29
You sure she didn't say "Are you sure you're not gay?"
soph_volleyball 11
Ur dicks not big enough. Gosh
tbabarinde 3
Maybe u ef like a girl :D
tbabarinde 3
Maybe you hump like a girl?
Shadowlainx 11
is she a girl?
ChancellorJ 7
She's saying you have a small p33n.