Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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ollie179 21
Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.
Kal3Y 12
Thailand problems
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Comments (130)
gracehi 33
Maybe you're so good at sex, she thought that no man could possibly know how to please a woman that well. Yeah... Yeah... That's gotta be it.
zandalee 20
...And after sex he's like super sweet and sensitive rubbing her feet and making her cups of tea! I recon OP you are just nicer than all of the other blokes she's laid and its just a compliment. Ask her...?
Dracoboxer357 36
Well Op, in the most positive light possible, perhaps she's used to men not lasting very long during sex and you should feel flattered! :P Of course, you could just Ask her for clarity....later... ;P
xmaximusx 12
Oscar myers not too well developed
RaulGarcia30 10
It's not about how big the boat is, it's about the motion in the ocean... But having a big joint helps
gc327072 31
Having a big joint only helps when bargaining with a stoner.
Mtd52786 0
#20 They say it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean, but it takes a hell if a lot longer to sail across the ocean in a canoe.
MrPlopper 9
Is this all a reference to Bill Engval? (Not sure if I spelled his name right)
cmbar831 14
She is a dumass
CharresBarkrey 16
So close.
AllThingsBright_ 11
Maybe because you actually pleased her in bed?
perdix 31
If you really have no idea, you are really going to be surprised when she dumps you.
jlizbabe 1
lol that's ****** up
jponce312 4
Well that could mean 2 different things. 1. Your penis is too small or 2. You touched her in just the rights spots that she was impressed on how you could of known that.
angelofmusic113 9
"Are you sure you're a girl?"