Kal3Y

Miss Nowhere land, USA Single

Anonymous 12 March 2013, 14:05 London, United Kingdom

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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confusedbagel This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Los Angeles, United States

I'm confused

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

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