Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Littlemiss__LOL 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??
twinmum_fml 6
we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.
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Comments (217)
Heidididi 1
Aww, that sucks! You can always hope the doctors are wrong, and keep trying! Adoption is always an option as well.. Hope everything works our for you!
rattusrattus 19
Here's hoping they stop soon. That must suck. However, congrats on the new neice/nephew.
latin559 0
im soo sorry..
mk58 31
Don't lose hope yet, there are still some slight chances of the doctors being wrong. And even if they are right, go for adoption. But your family is rude and insensitive if they know of your problem and said that.
tucansam555 3
that sucks op :/
laden_swallow09 35
FYL, indeed, OP. Although the doctor may be wrong, (s)he may also be giving you a worst-case scenario. Still, it wouldn't hurt to keep trying! ;) Just don't let success go to your head if and when you do make a child and get a paternity test. Just lookin out for yeh! :)
moomoomeow2 7
I'm sorry.
BabyGurlBlonde 0
hey op my mom was suppose to be sterile but she has four kids! there's hope for yu!
7115funsize 0
are you Maggie Doody
raynemaker 0
djpee Uh it's infertile- to not have idiot. and if god wasn't real u wouldn't be here. haaaaaaaa. or did u come from a monkey?!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not only does your post not make sense, you're a disrespectful idiot. If a person wants to believe that we did in fact come from monkeys, they can believe that. The same goes for the whole god argument. If a person wants to believe that we were created in a day, they can go ahead and believe that.