Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm going to have a sister. Who’s the mom gonna be? It’s my cousin from my mom’s side. My dad’s excuse? "Well, she ain’t blood related." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
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Top comments
404wan 19
Uhhh... Why would any part of that mess be your responsibility? This is not your problem at all, dont let your brother put this on you. Step the f away from this.
RichardPencil 32
First, I don't really understand why it's up to you to explain. That's really for your brother or cousin to do. But, even so, it's better to be the bearer of bad news than the source of said bad news. Asses are gonna be whupped and I doubt that one of them will be yours.
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Comments (18)
404wan 19
Uhhh... Why would any part of that mess be your responsibility? This is not your problem at all, dont let your brother put this on you. Step the f away from this.
JasonThorn 23
I get the feeling OP found out and now has to out the guy to their family. Not an enviable position, but keeping quiet makes you look complicit.
MidnaLink 35
*insert grossed-out black guy gif here*
Aiden89 23
Is Ottawa the Alabama of Canada?
RichardPencil 32
First, I don't really understand why it's up to you to explain. That's really for your brother or cousin to do. But, even so, it's better to be the bearer of bad news than the source of said bad news. Asses are gonna be whupped and I doubt that one of them will be yours.
Mungolikecandy 19
Actually it is up to him to explain that. At least Christmas is sorted, buy him a banjo.
heeeeeyitsbrittney 11
Does your brother wear a "business in the front, party in the back" shirt that coincidentally matches his mullet?
alycion 39
I understand feeling like you have to help your brother, but he’s got to man up on this one. You can sit with him for support, but make him do the hard part. He’s the one that made use of the hard part after all.
dudeisuck 7
his cousin and uncle daddy at making a nephson!
zoelog 10
why would it be up to you? it's not. that's ridiculous.
AmbrosiaFan 19
WHY is it up to you? It isn't.