Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Gondile 4
Two *******, one tub? (assuming OP is a girl)
krustacea 1
poor putty tat
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Comments (142)
Alienkiller 0
that's y I hate cats
Sae_Ghelk 6
Cats are dicks... :)
dusty209 0
that's y I love em.
trick619 0
do u prefer your pussy dry??
josebeto1 6
wow #1, racist much
sundaybmx 6
haha
josebeto1 6
I love how I say number 1 Is being racist then all these other comments talking about ******* and my comment gets moderated
Alienkiller 0
y is that racist
kaylanicole1255 1
I once threw my cat in the bath when my sister was taking a bath! SO funny to see her reaction and the cats! Ha. Yes, Im evil. R.I.P My precious cat who loved the bathroom.
khaya 9
I bet you dropped the soap, you deserved it.
IStoleTheCookies 16
^Lol OP, I would like to know why on earth you had a cat in your bathroom anyway!? I mean, I know cats roam around and sometimes go in the bathroom because of the toilet but why not put it out? common sense, m'dear.
EverybodyHatesCh 0
Rhats right OP!!! Don't mess with meh again!!! You hear!!!!!! Meow!!! (•_•)
ChantelRenaeee 0
o_O what is wrong with you.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
ok
EverybodyHatesCh 0
i-i-i am t-th-th-the c-c-ca the ca-a-t from the the the ba-ba-bathrooom an-and j-j-jump in the the b-b-bath tub a-and i-i i a-a-attacked O-O-OP!!!!!!! (•_•)
Ali_Br_fml 33
That kitten is so cute .^ ^ ( »°_°«)
Ali_Br_fml 33
Ok... It messed up my cat drawing... The ears got lost...
Madmattmania 0
cats are dicks
LileyLove 0
Haha!Hilarioua:)
Aerious 0
This happened to my cat before and she stayed calm, sucks for you OP.
djcoco5 0
i thought this same comment after reading the fml. funny.
ydi_4_suking 20
same thing happened to me but my cat managed to get 1 single claw into my head. i punched him off
HunterDanielle 3
man! it cut you?! that must've been a blood bath!
Salcedo18 0
wow that sucks and I bet it hurt ful
Rykier 0
What is this I don't even
funnyFMLSplz 0
oh, my pinkie once was about 3 cm" cut open from my cat. hurt for about a week or 2 AND IT DOES HURT
funnyFMLSplz 0
used hurt twice.... sorry grammar Nazi's!
hahaIdiot 2
that's why cats suck. they can't swim.
xXSweetNightmare 0
126- That's not true actually. Cats can swim perfectly fine if they want to, they simply don't enjoy being in water.
giantsfan2010 23
Lol, should not have let your cat into the bathroom.
rallets 23
too slow, maybe next time
roxana61 0
you used immune in the wring context and spelled it wrong 2...
Littlemiss__LOL 0
wrong*** grammar police.
Alienkiller 0
what is wring ???
SirEBC 7
Are you serious? ..you know what? Never mind. I have given up. You are absolutely right.
nikkilynne 0
Oh gosh. Really? At least have the intelligence to be sure that, if in fact you're going to correct someone, you do it right. Some people amaze me.
thesinginguy 18
and spell wrong right(:
05559 1
I feel bad for you. :(
atomicJ 0
you fail #5
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
fail
MzKylz 0
The word your looking for is "Spelt"not spelled!
Christonarhino 0
Wow. Cool guys. They're stupid, we get it...
rexxy75 3
yes you should have said spelt not spelled lol, if your going to correct someone on their grammar at least be right with yours, and they did use it in the correct context, re-read dim wit, and seriously who gives a toss, u get the point!
talun 10
Oh my god. Both spelt and spelled ARE acceptable. And if YOU'RE going to correct someone, #85 and #99, at least scrutinise your own comment carefully for any errors before you post. Also, #99, what's with using "you" in your first sentence and "u" in the last? Your fingers got tired after typing that "essay"?
forgotten_addict 1
And your ass spelled something wrong also... So if your going to be an asshole you might watch out for your own mistakes.
ruben_A_ruiz 0
LOL everyone got at least one word wrong in their failure to correct someone else except for the one before me and me (I hope)
dragonaair 5
#99 I'd just like to point out that it is "you're", not your.
elpistacchio 0
Speaking of mispelled words, you got it wring too.
KCTruth4 0
Grammar Fight
theangelfromhell 6
The OP wrote it correctly and used it in the right context. Before criticising someone, think twice before and things like this will be avoided. :)
aprylrain7 7
Hahaha idiot!
giantsfan2010 23
Haha yep, I thought nobody noticed! Cars do not belong in bathrooms haha.
ShyAnn29 15
cars definatly don't belong in the bathroom, lol
Gondile 4
Two *******, one tub? (assuming OP is a girl)
ScaughtieHolden 11
op says "kitty" I doubt it's a man.
IStoleTheCookies 16
could've been a gay man. not that I have anything against gays. just saying.. could be.
BahahahLOL 0
Or it could just be a pussy of a dude
Bekll 31
#30, are you serious? I have a male friend (who's straight btw) who adores cats. He calls them kitties and even calls them by a cutesy word his brother made up for cats.
ovechkinisbeast 9
it could be your mom
calvin10 0
good one!
sarapsosis 1
78- hahaha that's the first thing that came to mind, yo mama jokes never get old
MyMuse7 0
kitty ****
redbluegreen 41
Better an electrical device than an asteroid!
jagd 0
don't mess with a pussy
jagd 0
don't mess with a pussy