Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
Jbiebs82 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You can't be 17. you spelled college wrong
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
How does she not deserve it having sex is at your own risk and now she has to pay the price.
kellbelle032398 0
she spelled it just like u did smartone
wajih 1
You cant be on this website, you can't read.
crackpot1217 0
How?
MilkyFilmz 26
You are an idiot.
I_lost_the_game 25
I think we all need assume it was spelt wrong at first, but was moderated
Emmamazing 26
All except the gay one. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay! I have no idea why he would complain about the gay one.
taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
xtfauthorx 0
the gay one is probably doing the best
hockeykidcanada 0
duuude i live in Calgary too ;)
Adree 15
At least he's got good taste in shoes
onigiriqueen 0
Well, maybe one got fired because of the economy. He really shouldn't have a problem with his kid being gay, so there's two down... If you pay a few thousand a year to go to school and fail, then you really are a lame-o. But really. Daddy needs to take a chill pill.
schizoid_fml 3
#1 LOL. FMF - f***myfamily haha although i also agree with #3 only one to be a true fail is the college drop out.
plethora 3
Pregnancy and bright future are not mutually exclusive. But if it's that big an issue, abortions are not evil like some people pretend... And now watch me get slaughtered by the pro-lifers.
Jenisist 1
abortion is murder why cant you just have the kid and put it up for adoption instead of killing it,who knows that baby could be the next Einstein.
mattyb39 0
abortion is only murder if u wait like 5-6 months before doing it. if u do it right when u find out who cares
kevinkuz 0
aborting a fetus is like killing a shrimp.
molizzle 0
so does that mean a shrimp is not living? because a fetus lives at the moment of conception.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
we kill
Pixeh_fml 0
cluster of cells == embryo == fetus == baby
schuler24 0
hey broski, fetus has a heartbeat at 5 1/2 to 6 1/2 weeks. pretty sure that's a little over a month old.
linzeylou 0
go ahead, get an abortion. you'll only have to live with the fact that you killed a person and you will never know what he/she looks like. abortion really messes people up
Fx13mz 7
Abortion FTW
treysgldphish420 0
maybe you should spell college right.
sharpeis222 0
this is the truth... i think this is why you have an eff'd life... LEARN TO SPELL!!!
inlovewithPosey2 0
it is spelled correctly?..
jbfan23100 0
But it wasn't before, it has been corrected since then.
suadelaaa 0
Haha I agree with #5. I'm 17, if I fell pregnant anytime in the next five years abortion would be the ONLY option I'd consider. Whooo, I'll get slaughtered with you :s
wishiwazritch 3
well then you should be forced to have your tubes tied because selfish bitches like you don't deserve to have kids when you murder a baby that could have been the best thing that ever happened to some couple who desperately wants a baby and can't have one...do you know how many people want babies and spend years trying to get one? but whatever I guess 'it's your body' right? another persons happiness isn't as important as your waist line.
T1A2Z3 35
She said she didn't want a baby for 5 years. The coil or the bar would be a much better idea than something reversible. On an already crowded planet bringing an unwanted child into the world doesn't sound smart to me. Yes adoption is a good option too. Every time a couple have sex with protection they're stopping a baby. Every time a couple don't have sex they are stopping a baby etc etc etc. Yes you should be careful with sex and use protection but abortions aren't really any worse than not ******* once a month in the whole giving a baby a chance thing.
blooglekoogle 0
maybe she just doesn't want to go through that much pain to give what she made with all that pain and labour away? abortion isn't necessarily murder. It might be what is best for the baby.
Jasper_fml 0
is your dad retarded?
medfly 2
can't go far if you can't even spell college.
goingsolo211 8
I cant find college spelled wrong. Im confuzzled.
suxs4ulol 22
she spelt college the same way u did
noname4now 0
wtf is up with complaining about being gay?! being gay is AMAZING!!!
ItsJustMe1616 26
Don't you mean fabulous?