Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Littlemiss__LOL 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??
twinmum_fml 6
we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.
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Comments (217)
Battledog5006 0
no condoms !!! :D
summerbaybay 0
no fat chicks!!!!! :D
atomicJ 0
Hey! Hey! Fat chicks need love too! But they got to pay! -Glen Quagmire
itb1234 0
true dat! not. it ain't worth it.
kokorowe 3
dude that's sad and ur being dickish
supersitter 11
STDs ass hole
gypsyy839 0
babies are gross anyways :p
blo0_starZz 0
Gtfo. GTFO NOW.
ChantelRenaeee 0
BABIES ARE ADORABLE!!
pikagirl222 1
how could you say that? babies ARE adorable. and you were a baby once too, you know.
EvanJ_fml 0
I agree, they're always oozing some sort of goo. And for some, babies are not cute at all.
sepdps 0
so your basically calling yourself gross..you once were a baby..idiot
completedumbass 0
wow gtfo
DalekScythe 0
Obvious troll is TOO ******* OBVIOUS!!
Steel_BZ 8
Babies suck!!
Hunterx700 17
Thank you! My family just doesn't seem to understand that i do not like babies
denvan 0
If your wife gets knocked up you'll know it's not yours
twinmum_fml 6
nowhere does it say that OP is a guy
Christonarhino 0
Yeah especially with a name like dazzla
sweet_candy_ 17
I am so sorry to hear that op. This fml is sad ;(
austen130 0
to the 33 ppl ( so far) that said this poor lady deserves it, my only question is : how does anyone deserve something like that?
austen130 0
oops didn't mean "lady" . meant "person"
Nimmrodel 11
people are cruel no getting around that.
MorbidlyAverage 3
Because people are idiots.
WillKill4Beer 0
Damn, that blows yo.
jess6blondie9 3
Aww :(
MEF62 5
Sad day :(
datgirl 0
Damn! that really sucks! did your family know about your problem? bcuz if they did then it's so rude of them to tell you that! im sorry
pazzazzer 0
How could anyone "deserve" this?! And, as an adoptive mom myself, I can say that adoption is great way to have a family - but it's not a cure for infertility. It will always hurt that I couldn't give birth to me daughter.