Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Littlemiss__LOL 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??
twinmum_fml 6
we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.
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Comments (217)
bouncykiddo 0
I'm so sorry :(
hohomeadows 1
I feel ya OP... :/
TraceCase_ 19
Nope, nothing funny about that at all...sorry. Something so many take for granted and create babies that don't get the love they deserve
cupcake112397 0
my aunt was sterile but then idk what she did but now she has 2 children and she is unexplainably happy. I wish u the best :)
cydvicious 0
good luck OP, I wish u all the best. my unmarried, unemployed, still living at home SIL just announced she's 4 months pregnant. meanwhile between me and my husband, and his brother and wife, we've had 3 miscarriages between us in the last 18 months. Our time will come!!
Oshiegirl92212 4
I miscarried almost two years ago, it was hard but I know when the right time comes and my fiancé and I are ready we will be great parents :)
PJATOSROCKS09 0
There's always adoption! But you can still try keep reproducing. My grandmother Barbara was supposed to be sterile, so she adopted my uncle Greg, but she ended up being pregnant with my mom, Leslie! See? Miracles can happen? She had two children and one adopted child. Live happily, OP.
donnythejew 0
yeah a dr told me that too a few years ago. and now my girlfriend is six months pregnant.
slightlypyro1996 4
dear anyone that clicked you deserve it, I hope you have sons. beautiful athletic sons who love to run and play. then I hope their legs are taken from them!
DavLynn 4
hey now, it's not the kids fault, just hope that their legs are taken away
DalekScythe 0
the ability of walking getting taken away from you is almost as bad as being sterile. the people who clicked YDI are simply mental, but they don't deserve their kids getting their legs chopped off.
UltimateGIRness 16
That is a Ricky bobby quote.i feel the same,but nice with the quote
xoxogossipgirl9 6
awwwn :( you can always adopt or get a baby mama
rexxy75 3
that sucks