Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
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zingline89 18
Smart kid
rocker_chick105 31
Should've followed the kid's advice
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Comments (127)
zingline89 18
Smart kid
Jeterforever 3
Great family OP has got there.
michaelaranda 28
Eh well, her family isnt the greatest, but they could have been kinder. And why are you having so many kids OP? You shouldnt have more kids than you can afford.
Quinn32 16
Who said she can't afford them? Also, three kids is not much at all.
furbyface711 9
Three kids is not a lot.
sonuskos 6
Well i think it depends on the person for what counts as "alot" of kids. 1 kid could be all a person can handle, while some may be able to juggle 2 or 3 kids no problem.
Oliver_Bento 3
29 - Jeterforever --- Your chance of surviving Hurricane Sandy (I saw your from New York) is slowly dropping.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Three kids would be a lot if OP was a single mom, but she's married with at least a teen and a nine-year-old.
Fashion_Icon1204 0
Hey smart one. 1. When did she say she couldn't afford them? 2. 3 kids isn't a lot at all.
ampm428 5
Crapsey third should've thought about that before you brought another kid into this world and were thinking about no one but yourself bitch
missalkali 8
3 kids is nothing. I'm one of 8 and know tons of families with upwards of 8 kids. 15 is excessive yet I still know 2 families of 15
n1988e 8
Exactly who said she can't afford them?
rocker_chick105 31
Should've followed the kid's advice
Kallian_fml 21
Gotta love those family dinners...
dohdohdoh 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Up the bum no babies!
Jeterforever 3
Yeah we know, we read it in the original post. Dumbass.
DogsPaw 16
Guys, it's censored.
Gman1234gman 7
**** it being censored ass holes
Anai08 17
How old is her brother?
MormonPornstar 7
(Rubs crystal ball) Her brother is 6 years old, short brown hair, hazel eyes, and a slight lisp. He enjoys Scooby Doo and Batman and finds himself unable to resist poptarts. He does not like tomatoes or mushrooms, and is allergic to cortisone. His favorite color is orange, and his bed time is 7:00pm. Lemme know if I gotta rub my ball again.
missalkali 8
oh yeah. rub your balls again in public, please do
lakotalife 5
I'm a little concerned on why you want to know this, 6. Mainly because of your username. o.O
hunterluv1 20
... it'll be a cute story for the kids when they're older :) Your dad, though, hopefully he was just messing around. haha
Rowdey 10
Yes, because butt sex is very fun to talk about with your children.
greeneyebeauty9 28
who in the hell would talk to their kids about that.
Knightchaser27 25
20-Well they would find out eventually
hunterluv1 20
17- I'm sure they'll laugh about it when they're adults....?
mackdeezy 22
Congrats on your bundle of joy :)
RydeOrDie 7
You raised some good kids there... The things people let their kid's do.
missababgaga 19
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that is pretty messed up...
Shadow_Phantom 26
Your son is messed in the head. ._.