Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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tab13 0
A bit of advice LEAVE
ZeGuitarist 7
And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.
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Comments (90)
tab13 0
A bit of advice LEAVE
asianwolf 2
have the friend come to you next time (If he can)
pandorasnymph 0
fyl...but thats what u get for not being careful with ur things
Diannaa 0
^Lol you're third hun
nmsm 1
refresh your page and look again
sydmarie 0
damn that sucks.
tomahawkinyouall 0
hmmm word of advice: don't do that again
gunta 0
Oh thank God! Wouldn't want them to be noisy and wake up the neighbourhood!! :P That sucks though
sarahbau 0
Actually, even though it sucks that they stole the stereo, it's good they were able to do it without damaging the car. When my car was broken into a few years ago, the thief did $1650 damage to my car in the process of stealing something worth $20 (a broken, 5 year old iPod). If they'd just knocked on my door and said, "hey. Can I have that broken iPod," I would have given it to them. Instead, they tried prying the window open or something, as there were dents around the window. I needed to have the window replaced, the dents fixed, and the front quarter of my car repainted.
TattedDownJah 2
Listen believe it or not black ppl ain't the only ones who still u dumb *****
ZeGuitarist 7
And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.
eeeeeeee 5
I second 21's comment.
tristan1001 0
it's spelled 'steal'
taycandy96 2
don't you mean "age, sex, or ethnicity..."
nmsm 1
no. it can be: age, sex, or or: age, sex or
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
a bunch of fat kids fighting over grammar on the internet - God Bless America
suppressed08 2
He can sense when someone's overweight! :O *X-Files theme tune*
oogyboogy 6
I agree with the anima picture that's screaming at me
pendulum2012 0
Does anyone else find it creepy that #66 is going through everyones profiles? Let this be a message to people who put too much information on the internet...you never know what weirdo is looking you up...
jpest17 5
you mean steal???
chickie12345 0
win ^^
Eddie_Paints 0
You call that a safer location? Fail!
seth_ciprioni 0
u mean steal?
omgitsalex62 0
at least they didn't break your window ..?
heyheyt 0
^^ exactly. leave it to us to find the positive in this
willou35_fml 13
loll