Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Littlemiss__LOL 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??
twinmum_fml 6
we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.
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Comments (217)
taelorrae011 0
I'm very sorry):
sarahgrace4 0
awww so sad, adopt geez stop complaining
flickyourbic1223 7
Harsh. One day you'll get it. You look like you've devoured a a twinkie or two, Just imagine if you were told that you could never have another twinkie? This person was just told that he/she could never have a baby. It's not something you can just get over. :/ And I consider myself lucky to not be on their shoes, or your pant size.
atomicJ 0
#51 hahaha no more Twinkies?? haha Your mean.
FMLsOhilarious 6
I doubt adopting is the same as birthing your own child. You're being insensitive.
OfficialxAmber 0
Wow 41, way to be an asshole.
flickyourbic1223 7
I'm so glad that no one corrected me :) I meant *in* their shoes. The grammar police have let me off without so much as a warning. But on topic, I'm glad I'm not the only one she offended. Although I stand by what I said I was still a little harsh and I'm sorry for that. :/
pazzazzer 0
I'm an adoptive mom. Adopting was a great experience and we adore our daughter. Adoption is a great way to have a family, and it's not a cure for infertility. I will always be sad I couldn't birth our daughter. She has emotional issues that come from her adoption, too. Your comment is insensitive.
jannie22 0
wow Ur a bitch! **** you! die in a ******* hole bitch!
RckRagman 9
I remember those days, when attending family functions like a wedding or baby shower, some of my older relatives would tap me and say "You're next".... I got them to stop when I did it right back to them at funerals.........
supertacowaffle 41
hahaha win :)
sweetonsno 1
Ouch. I'm so sorry to hear it.
RosiePatosie 0
I am so sorry.
xlibrax 0
Ouch. Sorry to hear that.
Mr_X100 1
that sucks:(
ChristinaLove138 0
lmao 10 xD true true, but its the condom that sucks D:
flickyourbic1223 7
Seriously??
sarapsosis 1
oh she's serious alrite
OfficialxAmber 0
Haha... wow..
nat2013 3
awww man...im sorry dude..
briidontgive_ 0
Lmao ^ But sorry op, this really is terrible :/ When your family said that, they didn't know .. Right ?