Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Today, my wife and I have been trying for kids for years and nothing, yet my deadbeat brother just ran out on his third pregnant girlfriend in a row, with no intention of meeting the baby ever. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I got the results proving if my ex-girlfriend's kid was mine. The results came back negative and I can't have kids. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have 3 kids with my wife. FML
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Top comments
Annies 20
Excuse me...HER brother!? Not yours but hers!??? Did I read that right?
RichardPencil 32
He probably already is.
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Annies 20
Excuse me...HER brother!? Not yours but hers!??? Did I read that right?
RichardPencil 32
He probably already is.
xxlk4xx 6
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
cuz803 46
Unorthodox Alabama breeding method
Lora Wood 11
Are you sure you want to risk stupid children?
Yudith 28
Cue joke about King Carlos II of Spain. You know, the ugly one.
bobsanction 18
[Banjo Music Intensifies]
TruthSoothsayer 3
"Your children" will be born with flippers for arms. Run hard and fast, now! Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!
FakeFriendMagnet 1
Apparently your wife needs a crash course in genetics. No IVF doc would use their patient's own sibling to fertilize their egg.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Yeah. You'd better reconsider having a child with her. Not sure it's a good idea.
Chazzster 32
Cue Jeff Foxworthy saying “You might be a redneck if your wife is pregnant with her brother’s sperm.” There are just so many red flags there - Wife’s first thought for a sperm donor was her brother? Is she not aware what that implies? Do you have any male relatives? That would avoid the inbreeding and the child would share much of your DNA.