Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
Aerofresh 3
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who hates the awful phrase "YOLO" Now don't get me wrong I liked the song but now that every body is saying YOLO I get a headache and a little part of my brain dies every time. Tis a tragedy.
horsestarz 7
What is YOLO?
lotrgeek 10
Hahaha I had to look up what "YOLO" means and it was Slango's word of the day!
perdix 31
Wouldn't it be even more annoying if your friend sang a medley of Coldplay's "YOLO" and Donovan's "They call me MOLO YOLO?" You might give him a chance to give you a high colonic.
BighornB 0
Whoever came up With the word YOLO needs to be drug out to the street and shot to death.
redmnky21 8
I think its time someone goes to anger management YOLO
NellyFC35 19
You took it to another level.....is it really that annoying or do just hear it that often? lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Turds.
sciencescience 1
So, Yolo IS actually a word. It's a county in California. Look it up!
EmaK13 2
This is the first time I've ever heard of YOLO. I feel so out of the loop.