Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
Hockeyboy4280 18
Right? I thought I was the only one who found this to be annoying
charmanderCHAR 5
You're not that special, honey.
pyrigirl1324 0
chill...
kristat 14
When people say "yolo" it sounds like they have marbles in their mouth. The song is catchy but the phrase is annoying as hell.
orange9494 0
Nice pic#4
jordanlr1234 6
Man i would of hit them! My gf's sister has decided to start saying this word, the worst part is.. She's 19. I wouldn't even expect a 13year old to say this..... I hate our generation :(
ppl2ppl 4
Dude same our generation is ****** up
SkateboardGirl88 11
WTF??
bigdaddyeric 37
Yolo is a county in Northern California adjacent to Sacramento County and is a real word.....
ebfbruh 0
YOLO
Dr__Bozo 4
Is it just me or did he NOT finish his FML?
YesyDidWhat 0
YOLO: You.Obviously.Love.Oreos Btw: you still should of punched him in the face!