saintmichi
Poland
Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
tal
France
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
skunkcat
United States
Smelly business
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
speshlk37
United States
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
WrongTrainGuy
United Kingdom
Wrong way down a one way strrreeeeet
Today, I took the wrong train and didn’t realise it until it arrived in Aberdeen. Eight hours from where I was meant to go. FML
running late
Bath, United Kingdom
Platform B
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
anugla
United States
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Rebeccs
Canada
Get back
Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML
wasted_gas
Cumming, United States
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Top comments
auburnvans 0
How does this **** your life?
cpatrick820 3
SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! Shut up.
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Comments (77)
auburnvans 0
How does this **** your life?
angrytaco26 0
Ya i kno this does affect your life at all it was just a hilarious mistake did you at least see it waddle?
saviisneat 0
you have to blame the moderators for this one...
Freeze_fml 17
I think people from MLIA are moderating for us.
hateliving09 0
yeah, it's one of the very many pointless fml's that i've seen on this site...just mistaking one animal for another animal is nothing to do with how bad one's life sucks.
ShadowzI 0
my thought exactly. unless you had a cat and left it for the penguin
bitched 0
ur a fag, ive had way worse but the homos who work at fml wont submit mine, im gonna kill u
davidhasmorefun 0
who moderates this crap??
BritishHobo 0
What the **** is this? The word Polish made m think of one of those times when people try to do a really odd foreign movie kinda thing, like in a joke on The Simpsons, and it's just made up of ******* random, irrelevant details that just look weird together.
kelleyb323 0
did you try to catch him?
Tripout 0
op was on a train how would they try to catch it???
SweetPotatoVines 0
I don't get it, how does this qualify as an FML?
Zeta91 0
What?
chasin_butterfli 0
ditto
Matcayn 0
Well... that isn't FML
gazelle_fml 0
and then....?
DogmaT_fml 4
HAHA billy madison did you yell 'Come here you penguin' as you jumped out of the train?
BeeSkwaird 0
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
doorbellgirl 0
So
vman70 4
wow really. get a clue and pay more attention in school dumb ass!!!! LOL
XR6Falcon 0
******* idiot