Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
saschateehee 1
People use not as a word all the time.. Calm the **** down..
IntoTheClouds 42
You should probably get yourself checked out, dude, because if you get that angry over someone using "yolo," you probably have some issues you've got to work out.
boredinnapoleon 0
just glad I'm no the only one...
NickPaulson 6
Not An FML, that's not that bad
IntoTheClouds 42
I've heard more people bitching about people using YOLO than I have people actually using YOLO. People seriously need to get over their hatred of it. Honestly.
katcot99 11
You only live once thats the motto, YOLO.
linkinpark98 24
"Now she want a photo, you already know though. You only live once, that's the motto ni**a YOLO." As much as I hate that saying, the song wont get out of my head. :/
perdix 31
Your friend has to EARN the chance to suck your turds? True friends allow their friends to suck their turds freely. Sharing turds is caring turds.
toxicpinkcandy 10
AHAHAHAHA you made my day (:
Zachthejoker 10
Just hit him next Tim he does it
jaff23 11
I love Drake! YOLO!!!!!!
Snafuusmc 12
You did the right thing.