Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
kalbrek009 20
My step-daughter wanted to get a VERY large tattoo of that on her ribcage...I told her she'd be better off getting "RETARD" instead...needless to say, she didn't get that as a tattoo. Lol.
kalbrek009 20
61, also IMMENSIVELY is NOT a real word, immensely however, is. Not sure what kinda school you go to, but you might want to go to one that teaches proper grammar & spelling.
JubileeBee 31
Also, 'immensively' is not a real word. 'Immensely', however, is.*
angelross3410 0
What is yolo
TeamMinajCanada 4
YOLO.
misexy 0
what does that mean I Keep seeing that lol
Skelebitch 0
Idk bout you but when I see "YOLO" I think Yodel-eyy-ooo haha
shot3 0
I f**king hate that yolo crap... I feel you, I wanna punch those ppl too.
therealcheese 7
Go over to his hous before you say anything spit on his shirt slap him and just walk away it works every time
robberry 11
< had to Google it.
princessmollysue 9
Well you only live once so you should of took that chance to punch him ! - YOLO
princessmollysue 9
I'm sorry for my incorrect grammar ! Please don't attack me grammar NAZI !!!