Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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RocRach 5
Wtf does" Yolo" mean?
princessmollysue 9
You only live once
cuddlebunny3548 11
It's an acronym.
charmanderCHAR 5
YOLO has been used for ages, and only became popular when Drake started using it recently. "This motto is similar to the mottoes 'you've only got once chance to live' or 'enjoy it while you can'. People often use these phrases to persuade their friends to take risks or do something they normally wouldn't do. The phrase has been a motto for people for a long time, but the shortened version, YOLO, has gained popularity since the release of the song "The Motto" by Drake and Tyga. They reference the term in their rap, saying, "you only live once, that's the motto, nigga YOLO." In many cases, though, the term has been blown out of proportion and teenagers over use it by hash-tagging it in pictures and wall posts on Facebook because it's become trendy." Yes, flaunt your big, scary internet biceps. You have some ******* temper, OP, if you get worked up by someone using a phrase that's been around for a while.
bootje 5
chill, it's just language evolving
itooamscrewed 10
OP, I pretend they're saying "Rolo", like the candy. It makes it way better. Or, if you find a different word to replace it with, go for that. Just don't punch anybody because" you only live once", and you don't want to spend that time in jail.
zumiez069 5
You odviously lack originality
UnholyAlpaka12 12
I hate this slang shit thats going around, i gets pretty annoying
honeybeebre16 3
-blame drake love lol (:
babygirl83150 8
YOLO, man.
easy2rember 0
The fucknis yolo?