Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Bad doggo!
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Traumatic
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Who's a good boy? Not you.
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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22cute 17
A dog eat dog world, eh?
HoboSmeller 6
a weird form of recycling....
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Comments (177)
hahachun 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Giggity.
ycrem0n 21
Giggity? Your comment made the post more disturbing, like it involves sitophilia and necrophilia.
stevieb123 7
Fu
PYLrulz 17
Whatever floats your boat, sick bastard
stephan18 23
I laughed, I laughed, this deserves a thumbs up :) lmao
Bball_boy15 3
71- this deserves a thumbs down.
22cute 17
A dog eat dog world, eh?
jcrotty19 4
Very creative loser
Justforlolz 14
Bashing on a perfectly fine comment? I'd say YOU'RE the loser. Stop being an ass.
PYLrulz 17
58 is just pissed off he couldn't say it first.
Jakesterk96 8
I believe the correct term is *trolling.
YtotsDI 0
3- Literally! ... A little creepy though 0.0
videokid2000 10
-58 Very creative, troll.
ClassyCommando 13
I totally thought of insanity wolf when I read this FML.
RavenRiley007 4
You're dog is undergoing symptoms of....the zombie apocalypse! Hehe
ShyAnn29 15
I bet that was disturbing!
ladyLALAA 29
Like the FML where coyotes were digging up the buried horse. Sorry OP, RIP again puppy!
Allahu_Akbar 1
Nah! OP just sat there and smiled.
lamalamaduck 10
You don't say?
ShyAnn29 15
77, I do say.
I_Punch_Babies 7
bones are bones regardless of their source i suppose...
gurly98 13
That happened to our neighbors dog
HoboSmeller 6
a weird form of recycling....
YtotsDI 0
6- darn. HoboSmeller you beat me to it. Now I will go sit in my corner and cry for an hour :'(
jonnied23 20
One dog's corpse is another dogs treat?
katcot99 11
That happened to me... But with my bunny :(
kennyKenz 0
You comment on everything.
VictoriaSchultz 8
It's a free world
katcot99 11
No my dog dug up my bunny
kyrosk91 6
The world isn't technically free.
perdix 31
Do you mean you were trying on your bunny when someone reached into your changing room and stole your bunny?
Freakophiliac 12
I thought all bunnies liked mutilating children, whether you've fed them ham or not? :O
katcot99 11
111, lol no?
Sparks808 10
I kinda love the way this FML is phrased, but yeah, FYL, no one needs to see that.
laurenobrien 4
Bad doggy
thisiscat 14
No, good doggy.
laurenobrien 4
How is that good?
thisiscat 14
Sarcasm..
teotsi 28
Failed one it seems.
LAMKWHIM 11
Had to read this twice. When I first read this I thought it said YOU dug up your old dog and chewed on his bones. It was quite disturbing.
1PaulyD 9
Yeah I thought the same and almost chose YDI but then was like say whaaat?