Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
lilsoldierbree 0
YOLO - you obviously lack originality
ReneeFlem_Flam 2
Wow bitter much? Just relax don't worry about what others do. Only worry about yourself ....oh and YOLO.
K3u 0
Hey, yolo. Juss sayin
zander4310 5
Y-shut O-the L-**** O-up
nonaodwal 0
You should of hit him i hate that shit too soooo annoying
beaubell218 0
98% of the time it is said as a joke -____-. Its not that serious, calm down.
deransc 19
Do everyone a favor and hit him in the mouth every time he says it. Pretty soon he will learn its not that cool.
ForeverFat 12
I hate people like you
MacDaddy916 4
What's wrong with using YOLO? Yeah I understand you cant use it as a excuse to do stupid shit and if you do you should get punched in the face, but just using YOLO as a word isn't really that bad. I mean if a person say YOLO does it really affect you? Does it affect anyone else? No it does not so it seems to me that the only reason why most people hate the word YOLO because they are hipsters
Comoke1024 19
That crap is annoying. Show him your weapon of choice and remind him that he does indeed, just live the one time.