Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
EugeniaBennett 0
Let me guess, your either a Marine or your attached to a USMC command. Some of my Marines kept saying it. I agree it gets annoying. But look at it this way, YODO!
aeisha26 12
Its not that serious at all.....
johnboyu 0
Just the new term.. Remember "Thug life!" or "**** it!"? Then there was the "**** it, thug life!" movement. Now it's Yolo.. Deal with it by either embracing it or fully detesting it. But whatever you do remember, you only live once.
ppl2ppl 4
Oh god dude I know what you mean I ******* hate "YOLO" it's soo effin stupid ????
Choconumm 8
You, good sir, have a problem
blackman100 20
Well if YOLO, you should have punched him and made him suck on your sh*t because, as we all know, YOLO
TrentF13 12
I had to look up what on earth YOLO meant just to write a reply, and now that I am, I realize it was a waste I time and I have a billion things better to do with my life because YOLO.
whatnow430 15
Friend: YOLO Me: You Obviously Lack Originality
marls 4
What does it even mean?
princessmollysue 9
You only live once
HeheHi 1
AMEN.