Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mind melting
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Vocab test
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
Suchagoonnn 4
Punch him in the face. Your excuse, #YOLO
yahoowizard 16
Because even if you lived a second life, you would just punch him a second time
MDTeddy 13
People who say yolo are apparently doing something wrong or they wouldn't be saying it. No shit you only live once. Don't tell us. Wtf? It doesn't mean you do something illegal or X rated.
comedybreak 20
Man Drake is a horrible rapper let alone role model, YOLO = you obviously lack originality
RaggleFrock 13
Every time I see Drake, I am reminded of baby seals.
redbluegreen 41
Baby seals everywhere are offended by your statement.
LoveMay 10
I know it's an extremely annoying phrase, but how exactly is this an FML?
ALpein 0
It's the best phrase to use sarcastically. Anyone who uses it seriously should fall off a cliff. But that'd be pretty "YOLO".
cooIbeans 0
i hate when people say the word "YOLO." like honestly, before drake came up with it, did you really think you could live twice? -__-
buck33 14
YOLO doesn't apply to Hindus. Those people have it right.
cr3ativity 15
YOLO. You obviously like oranges.
VoteForTaco 8
What does 'YOLO' stand for?
shireeniee 8
136 - you oompa loompa ostrich.
Helenarth 6
Drake didn't come up with it.
blissmarie 6
But he surely did make it famous.
jaywalton_4 10
Funny how Drake didn't start YOLO...Rick Ross did. Drake just made it famous with a catchy song
DrJesse 10
Rick Ross didn't come up with it either. That acronym has been around for quite a while.
copy125 0
Lol I would of punched him in the face and screamed YOLO!!!
yolo95 5
yolo
benhd1 14
108, I asked my girlfriend to say "that's offensive" when anybody goes YOLO because she's Hindu. She got all of her Indian friends to say it as well, rather impressive considering she's very friendly and most people who live in her town are Indian and Hindu.
AKiDNamedJoHn 12
#31 drake is not a horrible rapper, hes honestly one of the most real rappers there is
kkillaj 5
#219 check out vinnie Paz, la coka nostra, Tech n9ne, and Prozak just to name a few of the thousands of better hip hop artists
sparkrok 8
Cause rappers are so "real"... And cool. And, like, word, dawg. Take your hand off of your ******* crotch, put your hat on straight, and go listen to some George Jones. Or Merle Haggard. Or Johnny Cash. That's some real music. With heart, soul, and emotion. You aren't all cool like ya think you are, and neither are your little "nigga" buddies. Grow up, be a man. Oh, and thank you for allowing me a refreshing midnight rant.
burninnapalm 5
You forgot to mention to pull up your pants... We know you're preparing for prison, but no one wants to see your ass.
cwells0430 12
You only live once
kxxjoejoexxk 8
I like how a the simple comment gets 200+ thumbs up lol
kxxjoejoexxk 8
And the propper usage of yolo is you only live once wich means im only alive once i need to have a good life that doesnt mean go do stupif things it means make it good
drumma_boi45 5
Before you wanna be ignorant, some rappers ARE real. If you weren't so ignorant, you might find that some rappers actually do make songs from the heart & make meaningful songs. Don't judge by what you hear on the radio because the radio just plays (c)rap. That's like judging a whole race by a couple people of that race. I suggest opening your mind a little bit & checking out "One Good Time" by Tech N9ne.
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
MetalxSoldier 26
I think the op should throw a dictionary at their friend's face and say "you've just been facebooked, learn real words"
Kn0wledge123 21
I'm seriously starting to hate that word. I understand if it's something like going skydiving or a girl exploring her curiousity, but with EVERYTHING?? A friend of mine the other day said "I'm gonna eat a double cheeseburger - YOLO". Seriously?? Just...no!!
TheMathMajor 26
I have honestly never heard "yolo" before. I guess I'll consider myself lucky.
TheCarChanel 0
137 it's from the motto by drake
ahti546 11
In the words of Jack Black- YOLO is just "carpe diem" for retards.
demonkonga 5
KO HIS ASS
siickman 7
I dont know why saying yolo is such a big deal... People dont say it as a real word... They say it because before we do something stupid you have to remember he only have on life and anything can happen... I barely use the word but its not a big deal so chill put guys.
siickman 7
Wow my iphone sucks.. I look so Freaking dumb now lol who cares yolo
The_Hitdude 12
^^THAT is exactly why people hate YOLO. Thank you for the demonstration. Saved me about a paragraph of writing.
biggestfan23 11
75- Well the fact that you're 16 and easily swayed by what everybody else does would lead me to think that you still think saying that acronym is cool
ellabella2010 0
Just because he's 16 doesn't mean he's easily swayed by others. That's ridiculous. And the fact that out of every comment and reply he's the first one to say that saying YOLO is not a big deal would be a huge indicator that he does go against the majority.
alexup24 13
74- YOLO doesn't mean to go get drunk and high everyday it means to go do something productive with your life, not waste it.
ellabella2010 0
HA. And you are only 20 years old. You think you are so superior because of a 4 year difference? Get over yourself.
viper64 10
121- I'm 17, and unlike most others in my age group, I seem to have an opinion, and i don't listen to awful pop/rap/whatever music. Sucks being one if the few left with a mind.
jdizz16 16
I'm really hoping that you aren't implying that people who listen to "pop/rap/whatever music" don't have minds.
Meettitan 14
#138- I think he was, and I think I might agree....
ThatGuyRory 9
138 - I think what he means is that those types of music are generally Mainstream.
ThaNamesBooth 10
129, developmentally (and legally), there actually is quite the difference between 16 and 20. Not saying anyone is "superior," in fact no one said that but you, but those 4 years make a big difference.
Grover217 0
129-Age does not equal maturity. Just because someone is 20 doesn't mean they aren't intelligent. We also can only guess as to the intellect of the 16 year old. We can't differentiate between the two since no one knows either of them personally.
siickman 7
I am kind of against mainstream stuff but enjoy some of it. I know many older people and they are definatly more immature than i am. I was just stating that it does not matter if its popular or not if i like it then i like it, **** your opinion.
alexup24 13
158- Are you saying you're a hipster? How hipster of you.
TheCarChanel 0
127 then why in the song does he say And we party everyday everyday f*** what any body say
alexup24 13
218- They don't care, they just rap and drink because they've got it made, but if you only live once then make something of your life. You can still have fun sometimes, so don't get me wrong.
WordSmyth 2
Precisely, a party is is supposed to be something out of the ordinary, but if you throw one everyday of the week, tell me what it becomes? This generation is so obsessed with entertainment and overindulgence in it at that.
abcd165 0
133 - dude I'm 14 and even I don't get persuaded easily but that doesn't give me or you the right to be a snobby, stereotypical, jerk. so far the only difference is I don't act like that
deransc 19
The dumbass word isn't cool. You aren't cool. Stop "barely" using the word altogether.
loccsta83 5
One word Yolo
RussianFox 13
You only love ostriches?
memob123 0
You outta love olives
peanutfoo 19
You obviously love oreos??
karkid619 8
You obviously lack originality.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Yolo isn't one word... It's a mouth turd, and should never be uttered.
XtraEzeee 8
Yellow Ottomans Like Orange
DrJesse 10
"YOLO" is not a word. It's an acronym that people overuse to make themselves feel better for their debauchery.
nofearjenshere 12
87- So do you because someone else said that first.
mpfau797 0
YESSSS
mpfau797 0
No. They lack originality because they use an atheist acronym to describe their life style when the true reason they say it is because the rapper drake (who's music I love) said it in a song and their friends say it, which will all in turn make them overall cooler, more popular, and fit in better. Overall... Y.o.l.o. Is gay. I have no respect for people who say yolo.
DuffleBagHero 4
87- I don't think you could really talk about someone else lacking origionality because I first saw that on twitter. 197- I agree with you completely, his comment defies itself
loccsta83 5
Omg u guys are f**ckin dumb I hate the word to. And I only said it in reference to him beating the crap outta the idiot that said it.
djth3t4ank 4
4 words: shut the **** up.
Livzien 13
One word: Twat.
shutterbug1190 14
If he uses it as a real word again, please smack him. That is just ridiculous.
br0ccoli 15
Someone sounds like a Party Pooper, the cousin of Debbie Downer.
br0ccoli 15
Me: Yoda, what do you think about people getting out of their comfort zone and trying new things? Yoda: OYOL
Sparks808 10
More like: OO,YL.
br0ccoli 15
True, very true. That's what I was trying for when honing Yoda. OOYL.
DobiesJS2012 9
And the grandson of Buzz Killington!!
Vash_41288 10
This saying is so dumb to me, it's not like we only recently started just living once. It is like stating the obvious, I rather it stay hakuna matta lol
fuckmebutdontfml 16
"What a wonderful phrase" :D
Pudagiah 12
For the rest of your days! It means no worries, for the rest of your days. It's a problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata! What does it mean? It's our motto! A motto? What's a motto? Nothing, what's the motto with you? AH AH AH AH AH. Yes, I know the words. Proud of it.
nofearjenshere 12
It makes me happy that people have been using lion king references on FML lately. It will always be my favorite movie (:
honeycutt8729 8
I read it and sang it to myself at least 5 times!
Tger 5
It means no worries
ImDaBes 6
I don't see the big deal. People have been saying "you only live once" for as long as I can remember. Now that it's been shortened to YOLO (and because it's associated with Drake who didn't invent it btw) everyone is freaking out.
MissRoxiie 12
I hate that new "word" so much, everyone is using it on fb for anything stupid they do...
DeadxManxWalking 27
Just like "Swag"
LSS_fml 18
Can I add "awks" to this list? *shudders*
Allahu_Akbar 1
Can I add 'just sayin'? They are words but it's still a piss off.
failgamer 7
Just saying is my number one hated.
Michaelsgirl04 9
can we add "fuzzed" to that list? cause there's someone on here that keeps saying it and it's driving me loony -.-
mangoldsam 3
oh, don't forget 'yeah buddy'
ThogTheCaveman 7
Snaked. The **** is that shit? What the hell does a snake even have to do with taking things?
1happymummy 14
Going to be dumb and ask what it stands for...?
Vash_41288 10
Yolo= you only live once
1happymummy 14
Thank you, considering im on facebook a lot i've never heard this onez
SkoomaKi 28
13 - Is it not "You Obviously Lack Originality"?
br0ccoli 15
27- It's from a song by Drake.
cupcakesnpot 9
38- You just gave me yet another reason to hate Drake. I thank you.
jes7er91 1
Drake stole from some one else, look it up before thinking that a rapper is capable of spewing anything but crap outta their mouths.
menacingsprite 3
Thank your for asking this. I had no idea and was about to ask myself.
Jaxx66 21
I've heard of this 'Drake' never heard their music.. I'm cautious of looking up music that I don't know,- if it originated after Y2K- last time it was Justin Beiber.
LaughinStock 16
120 don't bother I used to like the guy but he just got terrible. If you want to listen to Hip-Hop/Rap look up Lupe Fiasco, Kendrick Lamar, or Macklemore. You won't be disappointed :)
teague95 16
150 - add kid cudi to that list and it's perfect
gibbyguppy 0
You only live once :)
skylark907 5
150 - don't forget the Blue Scholars and most other PNW artists!
butterybiscuit 6
It's not 'their music' he's a single rapper for the most part except for when he does songs with Young Money, which is the rap group that he is part of
MzNViziBLe 8
Drake is not a "their" he's a he and he's actually pretty good catch phrases with standing. He was originally on the show the Canadian show Degrassi. Unlike most rappers today he's lyrics are fly and not just a catchy hook with a dance
jkemp1984 10
This is definitely not an FML. Get some real problems then come back when you do.