Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
skyeyez9 25
I am fearful of the generation that thinks made up words are actually real words. Or replace the S with a Z, and remove letters and spell "yu" instead of "you."
marksoflove99 0
I hate how people are using it as a word. It's a phrase not a word. And the phrase isn't stupid or new, it's something that people have been saying for ever. I also hate the context people use it in now that's stupid.
jmichael11 9
A love how people actually get mad at a word. Who cares if someone says "YOLO". I am sure you say dumb sh** all of the time.
Katalinya 3
Not according to Voldemort...
Ugi 27
With the obsession everyone on the internet* seems to have with karma, you would have thought that you-only-live-once was completely alien to them. * No, I don't claim to know everyone on the internet, although I do try.
Lucked0ut 0
78- That is so true. Finally someone else was thinking it besides me.
hqbrat 8
You Only Live Once. that's the motto YOLO!!!
sadistmonkey 19
YOLO will not apply during the zombie apocalypse.
Chesalicious 3
This is hardly an FML... More of a lame story about nothing.
perdix 31
Yay, Obama! Love Obama! A better campaign slogan than "Mitt. He'll take all R-money!"
skyeyez9 25
And Obama hasn't?