Today, at our wedding, my wife screamed at her niece and made a big scene about her wearing a white dress. Her niece is four. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
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FluffythePink 23
Oof. I'd be googling annulment after that display of psychotic karening. Do you seriously want to be tied to that sort of cringing embarrassment for decades?
Yudith 28
Did she never heard about the custom of dressing the ring boy and flower girl as mini bride and groom to fool the Devil?
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Comments (4)
FluffythePink 23
Oof. I'd be googling annulment after that display of psychotic karening. Do you seriously want to be tied to that sort of cringing embarrassment for decades?
Yudith 28
Did she never heard about the custom of dressing the ring boy and flower girl as mini bride and groom to fool the Devil?
Hangryko 32
Annulment now.
SAgirl 23
Red flags.