Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Outrageous
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Top comments
mikepattonfan 0
That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her
Meme1988 18
Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)
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Comments (132)
uniongirl02 0
Just give it back, cheapass.
syraxthered 5
Least give her half, you would never have gotten the ticket in the first place had SHE not bought it, ungrateful
me_gusta_eso 1
It kind of does..
meeexxx 18
and that is the reason one should never give a lottery ticket to somebody else.....ooooh the hatred xD
rexgar2000 10
damn someone's smart. good job 68. plus I only have a 4 cylinder.
rainydayz133 6
She did pay for it, but you did win
Aptalp4ever 0
Thats something my grandma would do.
KiddNYC1O 22
"Eat a dick, grandma."
j_cat187 20
She pulls out her teeth and starts to gum you. I can't get that gross picture out of my head
bubo_fml 11
Give her 20 $1.00 scratch tix...Already scratched, of course...
nelsokev 6
Yo Gma is what they call an Indian giver lol