Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Outrageous
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Top comments
mikepattonfan 0
That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her
Meme1988 18
Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)
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Comments (132)
MDTeddy 13
Um....Don't give it to her. The problem is solved.
houstontxmex 0
That's like a box of Depends ya little hooligan!
cali4eva 12
Oh poor op, they have to give up the 20 dollars they won with the lottery ticket they didn't even buy. It must be terrible for them
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Just give her back the god damn scratch ticket.
CurlyQute 17
Share.
TuteSweet 13
My grandmas the same way!
Okayitwasme 0
They make money every day, I would have given it back! One day it will be yours when she passes on. You can never relive a moment with her.
beastmode21 0
i thought he was going to make another offensive comment about elderly people
lilredteardrop 3
Oh well its Grandma you cant tell her no!
missalice0306 19
Well, she did pay for the ticket...
thepatty8474 10
Which is like one buck