Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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Top comments
missbadluk 0
damn that blows
Derp1256 0
lmao XD Well, that sucks for u. But atleast it wasnt a $2milion winner, then ud feel worse.
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Comments (171)
918jacob 8
Sucks
NeatNit 33
Why didn't you scrath it on the spot when you bought it 2+ years ago? YDI
Hayman68 4
That's exactly what I was thinking.
ally_85 1
lawyer!
missbadluk 0
damn that blows
daysgoby902 6
that does that sucks
zbajis 7
Your luck has expired. Literally.
GuitarFail123 9
haha this rly must suck, i hope this never happens to me!!!
Ali_Ridhima541 0
sucks for youuuu ;)
cali_dude 5
You could have been $2,500 richer.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Damn, that hurt MY feelings
abbyelizabeth 9
Just keep trying? Maybe you'll get another lucky one? Nah let's face it, sorry OP but you missed your shot. >.>
Denikk 0
Oh God, I'd really feel like shit... Like completely...
thatpreppyguy 0
Lol, pfft $2500, I'd be bummed if it was 20 000
Derp1256 0
lmao XD Well, that sucks for u. But atleast it wasnt a $2milion winner, then ud feel worse.
Hayman68 4
*you *at least *wasn't *$2 million *you would
forest1wolf 9
Watch out! Grammar nazi! :O
TheWindowLicker 13
There is a difference between grammar and spelling lol. In all honesty people being too lazy to type a few more letters is kind of annoying. D_D
elseanel 0
Who cares if other people want to type 'u' than you. You arent them so shut up.
TheWindowLicker 13
With all due respect 49, I wasn't insulting anyone nor was I mean to them. Sorry if I offended you but you need to relax. Just gave an opinion is all.
Jvr91 8
49 has a point it's FML not English class. Btw 49 Dallas going down! lol
gleeklove 2
Ooohh catfight!! :P
MareNostrum 0
Nazi is a proper noun, and should be capitalized.
COCKYmanUSC 3
Grammar Nazi gets owned by the Grammar Nazi. This is better than cable!
sexylegs17 5
Who cares about someone's grammar? , and as long as you can read it , I think it's fine. It's FML comments, not a letter to the president .
liquidfireKAN 0
I like to type properly on the Internet only so I don't mess up in school. Also I don't have to add apostrophes cause of auto correct.
GlitteryMasakali 1
As long as you understand what is written, it's okay.
kings1fan 6
Who gives a shit how people spell on fml! Obviously you can understand what they say
Lucidium 0
Who cares about grandma its all the same.
crudeandrudeguy 29
16- do you really have NOTHING better to do??? :-$
Hayman68 4
irony, that is
emeraldchicky 0
how is that ironic??
oboewhore_xD 6
Irony* is.* I think it's ironic that he/she corrected the grammar and spelling of the commenter above, yet fails to use correct capitalization and punctuation on his/her own post.
Garytt 0
*Looks at #31's profile information* The irony
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Damn the only thing worse than reading a stupid comment is reading it twice.
MrSassypants 34
Damn the only thing worse than reading a stupid comment is reading it twice. It wasn't a stupid comment but I thought I would do it anyways. :D
bitchslapped22 14
31, you don't correct someone's grammar if they don't use caps and periods on FML, so shut the **** up.
Jake_Darnell 0
Oboe. That makes you awesome. :D
COCKYmanUSC 3
How the hell do you hear text?
COCKYmanUSC 3
How the hell do you hear text?
Hayman68 4
irony, that is
exotica_fml 6
wasn't meant to be
marmlr339 14
Winning $2500 is always meant to be!
mofo123 0
Ooooo that sucks
margie2194 12
That's so sad yet absolutely hilarious at the same time
WCARlover 35
Go buy another current lotto ticket:)
BOOSCAREDU 0
Be OP might not win
pepelittle9 0
;3 u got to be in it to win it
sciencekidster1 8
That's just not the same as finding a $2500 winner behind your cabinet...
doctor_awesome 8
Uh, yeah.... What were you doing behind a cabinet?
roobin302 0
probably cleaning, sherlock..
doctor_awesome 8
I ruled that option out. If it took 2 years to find, this person obviously doesn't clean. At least behind the cabinet anyway.