Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Outrageous
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Top comments
mikepattonfan 0
That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her
Meme1988 18
Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)
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Comments (132)
rjoker0413 15
Maybe she will leave it to you in you inheritance, then again if she wants it back probably not
DrDilllonReese 12
42- you weren't just answering a pointless comment, you acknowledged his pointless existence.
luccmon 6
What a bitch...
FlyingWhisps 5
Oh hells no granny, these twe-elve bucks are mine fair and square.
TeamDazu 5
That sucks. Sounds like she is a bit cheap. Be nice and give it back or she will use it as an excuse that her grandson is bad. (cough) cheap (cough).
heylesha 8
rm
iyazwoodfle 4
U should give it back to her...
alycion 39
Yea 20 bucks is nice, especially if you are broke, but at what cost is it worth? IMO, family is worth more then cash.
TheCrazyCoach 0
Just give it to her after all she is your grandma AND it's just $20 it's not like it's a million
trolololololol92 0
**** your grandma. Its your money and you need it now!