Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
my cheese grater + your dick
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
dasteve
United States
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Lovers lost...
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Minzier, France
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Brooklyn
Newport, United States
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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tackblog 14
I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.
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tackblog 14
I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.
Linebacker74 8
Here's what you do: you find a friend who is a girl, and ask her to go on a fake date so that your grandma doesn't ruin a real date.
GreatGeak 8
find one of the same sex, so your grandma has more to talk about. ^_^
bellebe1998 16
Go on a fake date.
712sash 26
Well, you might learn some good old ways :)
hiddenUSERNAME 27
what how did that happen?
Sports_guy3 28
"Well, you see, what had happened was..."
Fuaaad1994 31
#3 OP lost a bet with their grandma
leonchen7498 12
We need a follow up
Pleonasm 36
Sneak her some diuretics on the day you need to go on the date; she'll be stranded.
guyingr33n 6
I do see how that could pose as a problem if Grandma decided to go with OP anyways.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.
JoJo91_fml 8
well hopefully she tells stories, older people always have the best stories LOL especially about the "good ol' days"
FangirlingAlways 14
They also have stories from when OP was a baby.
el_sloth 7
Except my grandparents
Wolvander88 19
A geriatric chaperone? Good luck living it down, OP.
aqua_kitty 11
Have a fake date. She won't know the difference and a friend gets free food? :)
carecow 16
Depending on your date it might turn out for the better, it will surely be a date both of you will remember.
YellowSquirrel92 17
What was the bet? Oh and I'd love to hear how that date of yours turns out. I imagine it would be interesting :)