:(
Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada
Enough is enough
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
amie
Canada
You can count on it
Today, my mom said that we needed to have a family meeting because of all the issues that have been going on with our family. My mom, sister and I sat down and began to talk about everything. As I started to cry, my sister looks at my mom and says, "I win!" She bet my mom $20 that I would cry. FML
Anonymous
Basingstoke, United Kingdom
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Anonymous
Toxic masculinity
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Momlovesme
United States
Family time is best time
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Anonymous
Domzale, Slovenia
Grandma rocks!
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Noname
United States
Foot in mouth
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Anonymous
Hawthorn, Australia
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Anonymous
Upper Marlboro, United States
Compassion
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Top comments
Nevracceptdefeat 26
I wonder what she said
wGx14 12
"No one in the family actually loves you. Also, you're a failed abortion." That's my guess, at least.
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Comments (74)
drewflav 17
Troll Grandma strikes again!
babygurll19 10
It hurts the most when it comes from a family member :(
plunkit 6
#1. Your mother never loved you. #2. She moved to the US and married Sylvester Stallone.
drewflav 17
Oh 64...
Nevracceptdefeat 26
I wonder what she said
wGx14 12
"No one in the family actually loves you. Also, you're a failed abortion." That's my guess, at least.
Rainhawk94 27
"I love you. I lied"
SgtAssCheeks 21
"I had hoped your mother swallowed you. Oh and you're adopted."
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Remember your dog, Fluffy? ... Remember the 'Chinese' we had last night?"
junkman6 22
It seems to me if you can get reduced to tears in 2 sentences.... You might need a cup of concrete. That's just insane I can't imagine letting someone have that much power over me with words. Unless it was "I'm really sorry. I ran over your dog."
PurelyCanadian 18
#26 .. That doesn't make sense.
SgtAssCheeks 21
#40 That's the point.
ericb982 8
#46 So I hear you're related to the girl in Michigan.
katties 27
Well, that happened to me when my sister called, saying our father had died (which he really had)
pinkster2014 25
There definitely should be a follow-up telling us what the grandma said xD
Perry85 42
I'm kinda curious as well, I hope OP tells us
coldasfire 23
Ouch
oreyoes 15
Well we all know what your grandma's priorities are...
ruckfules85 34
Damn. The things people will do for a bet.
FemskyD 26
Karma Will strike back ;)
rhysfucker 24
Yep. Alzheimer's is just around the corner...
Kamon97 23
Or a random stroke
Rallred32 20
I don't think thats what mothers and grandmothers are supposed to do :/
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I'm glad someone mentioned the mother not being so great either... I really want to know what the bet was.
Yeshua_fml 19
"This is what awaits you. Gravity is an envious bitch?"
KatNamanski 16
I'm so sorry. My grandma has done similar to me. You gotta know that you are a wonderful person, you have a heart, that's why she was able to make you cry. What did she say, the mean, mean lady?
OhWhoCares 42
Seriously. It's not worth it, treating someone (FAMILY nonetheless) like that all for a stupid bet.
CurlyQute 17
What did she say?!?
barakados 11
Ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
dzhonatan 14
No need to have people in your life who intentionally mean to hurt you or bring you down...especially for a bet! Sorry OP
bufay 21
But is her "family" D: