dasteve
United States
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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BigMoney
United States
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
7thwardlord
Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML
Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
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Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Brooklyn
Newport, United States
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
AJShow80
United States
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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Seattle, United States
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Outrageous
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Anonymous
Saint Paul, United States
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
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Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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mikepattonfan 0
That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her
Meme1988 18
Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)
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Comments (132)
BrownCoko 3
That really sucks
baygirl564 9
Y did u tell her?
sbd122 5
*Why *you
YoushowedMe 0
Not that bad.. It's only 20$
DocBastard 40
What a selfish grandson you are. She obviously needs that money for hemorrhoid cream and adult diapers, you ass.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What about that special KY Jelly she'll be needing for her night with her gold digger. You can't forget that.
Cuffington 0
She's got money to buy lottery tix. Maybe she should keep her dollars and spend them a little more wisely. She's old enough to know better. TFB, grandma.
jellyD 1
Ha! Bitch should die.
chels1994 11
It's $20 I'm sure you'll be fine without it...now if it was $200 it would be a little different
perdix 31
Easy solution: give Grandma the winning ticket and spend $20 less on her Christmas present. If you planned to spend less than $20 on Grandma, **** you, cheapskate!
ebonyrose2828 16
just give her the price of the ticket XD
hateevryone 15
how can she ask for it back?
eliza1000 9
She gave her money to you to buy the ticket it's yours