Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Outrageous
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Top comments
mikepattonfan 0
That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her
Meme1988 18
Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)
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Comments (132)
Cuffington 0
I agree, your grandma sucks.
Enslaved 38
Indian giving Grandma? Gotta keep things on the DL around her next time.
erockinthesuburb 17
Granny prolly lives off of the government or possibly a small pension. Give her the money, she's got less time left on this Earth than you do.
TheCrazyCoach 0
STFU
RussianFox 13
The grandma most likely already knew that and decided to get greedy.
wriptidez 0
but grandma ylu bought it for me...
maphineRAWRS 10
"JUST KIDDING GRANDMA, IT DIDNT WIN ANYTHING!"
Jdog619 11
What a bitch...
jonn090 13
Give it to her. She could need it for important thing ....... like doing joint
RussianFox 13
Why would OP need to explain that they won when their grandma clearly knew that and just got greedy? Just answering a pointless comment.
Alternakatt 0
"Hey grandma, f@#* off" xp