dasteve
United States
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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BigMoney
United States
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
7thwardlord
Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML
Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
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Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Brooklyn
Newport, United States
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
AJShow80
United States
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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Seattle, United States
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Outrageous
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Anonymous
Saint Paul, United States
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
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Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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mikepattonfan 0
That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her
Meme1988 18
Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)
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Comments (132)
elat4lolz 0
pimp slap that greedy bitch.
Meme1988 18
Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)
yahoowizard 16
And by the time she catches up to you, she'll forget about the ticket
alexh15 13
Oh beautiful Alzheimer's...
EvilPotato 15
I know it is the grandchild's money, but really, $20? Who cares.
jackassiddy 8
Though Im sure OP could easily outrun her grandmother I don't believe it is necessary... just use that old decaying memory to your advantage. "What ticket grandma?" Sure it won't work he first time you say it but after a few times just sit back and watch the confusion glaze over those already cataract covered eyes.
Meme1988 18
Im not sure.. You see,, not ALL old people have memory problems!
rawrriri 8
45, half the population, the economy isn't at it's best right now.
Sammeh_Higgins 0
Simple: Go use one dollar and buy another one to give her. (scratch it first to make sure it's not a jackpot winner)
changesinme 0
Ask her to buy another ticket for you And slap her with the winning ticket for a million bucks
Naitsi 19
lol
rjoker0413 15
she wants it back because its a winner
G97Alex 21
There's NO way I could have figured that out on my own, 77.
Eiregal2 10
25- Ya that's not funny my nan died and had severe problems with that disease. If anyone has a dearly loved one who suffered with alzeimers ( I know I may spell it wrong) you know how awful it is, please don't make jokes about it!
frokeyman92 9
No shit Sherlock
FarSide 23
Slap a wrinkled ho.
imapyro1996 4
91- my grampa died from Alzheimer's and my gramaw from cancer. I still find those jokes funny as hell
ikickgingers 15
Sharing is caring. :)
alexh15 13
What if they don't care?
ikickgingers 15
Then they are a shitty grandchild? Who's going to argue with their gran about 20 dollars? My mom would've smacked me and told me mind myself.
rexgar2000 10
shit, that will fill my gas tank, or twenty packs of gum! GUM!
ikickgingers 15
20 will fill your gas tank? What the **** do you drive and where can I get one ???????
m0tl3ycru3 0
What vehicle only has a 5 gallon tank?
ikickgingers 15
Nevermind. Rexgar is Mil, you get your gas on base don't you ??
robertlovespi 3
Does that same rule apply to people with STDs?
mikepattonfan 0
That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her
murdersquirrel 15
That doesn't exist...
chickenwalrus 14
YOU don't exist.
saIty 17
She just needs some cash for bingo.
Carbonation 0
I figured it would be for depends and purse candies.
fatme2012 7
Or she's a cheap ass.
trg568 7
6th .... oh and tell her it was a gamble and the money is now yours
nephilim241 19
You'll get it back eventually... Play the long game :}
juwood 7
Harsh
jeff_chen 0
Get another one using the money you won and give that one to her...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
And if OP doesn't win money what's the point?
iam_yummylicious 12
What about giving the grandmother the money that the ticket cost? Or just be a decent person and give her the 20 bucks. Seriously. It's only 20 dollars.
wlfmanjack 5
fine if 20 dollars doesn't mean anything to you then give me 20 dollars.
DjeePee 25
Why would OP be less decent if he keeps the money? In all honesty, it's the grandma who should be more decent. She gave it to him, now she shouldn't demand him to give it back. Besides, maybe 20 pounds isn't much money to you, but for some people *looks at herself* it is.
iam_yummylicious 12
If it were my grandmother I would hand it over without a second thought. However, my family is so destitute that they are in desperate need for 20 dollars. So I guess I find the situation unrelatable.
trg568 7
i agree with 9
bballsoccerrocks 7
It's only 20
kikiwi_fml 9
You'd think that's what the grandma should be thinking instead of being a bitch about the scratch card she bought FOR OP... Grandparents...
zuzupetalsYO 11
She probably needs the money more than you do. Good thing it wasnt a 1000. Now THAT would be an FML.